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GPT4 Prompt: Please write a fictional spam message, like Nigerian spam, but use a cask of amontillado, from Poe's story, as a bait (instead of usual millions of dollars). Write in bad English, like the spammers do, and insert multiple seemingly unintentional references to Poe's original story. Do not mention Poe by name, though, that'd be too obvious.
Response:
SUBJECT: PRIVATE DEAR BEL0VED!
Greeted day favour to you, esteemed Sir/Madame! My Name Mr. FORTUNAT0 M0NTRES0R, being very noble and humbly of Italy. I am last surviving heir, only son of family wealth. I prayer writing to you for your blessed assistance.
My family of old treasures and super riches! Being ties royal lineage, M0NTRES0R family, anciest family, deeply rooted in the wine trading business. Alas fortune has wheel turned cruel! My family fall deep depths, I being only sole survivor. I have a treasure-hidden so far, deep under family cellar. A one of its KIND CLASSIC CASK OF AM0NTILLAD0, a vintage not seen forever, which value not less than Milli0n US D0LLAR$! The only issue - it is housed within catacombs, hidden behind thousand walls of stones, forgotten by time, lost anyone else except me!
I have secrete map, my ancestral bequest, leading to this priceless treasure, but due to my poor health, I unable to retrieve myself. Am in dire need of a KINDEST soul, like you, to come aid and retrieve cask. Me and you, we partnership for claiming my share of family wealth. Our exchange for!
THIS IS THE CAUSE I CHOSEN YOU!
Now, governments officials have eyes on property and seek to assume the whole heritage, inclusive of cask. If you help me to retrieve cask before they steals, I promise you 50% share of cask sale, which more than half milli0n US d0llar$ nearing!
But beware, DEAR ONE! Catacombs are dark, cold and moist, just as the earth itself. Breath may turn heavy, air dense, and wall-full walls be of bones! But I assure safety as I posing a brotherly trust on you! YOU MUST promise to not betray trust. We need strong bond, as ties of brothern masonry, you and me together win against fate and fortuna!
BUT please, BE ALERT and NEVER SHARE with other or those officials or even a jester (jester may be conspirator). Discretion utmost importance! Keep this between you and me, else we risk losing treasure forever!
I, FORTUNAT0 M0NTRES0R, kindly beg your swift response, the bells toll and time ticks! We needs act FAST.
Response:
SUBJECT: PRIVATE DEAR BEL0VED!
Greeted day favour to you, esteemed Sir/Madame! My Name Mr. FORTUNAT0 M0NTRES0R, being very noble and humbly of Italy. I am last surviving heir, only son of family wealth. I prayer writing to you for your blessed assistance.
My family of old treasures and super riches! Being ties royal lineage, M0NTRES0R family, anciest family, deeply rooted in the wine trading business. Alas fortune has wheel turned cruel! My family fall deep depths, I being only sole survivor. I have a treasure-hidden so far, deep under family cellar. A one of its KIND CLASSIC CASK OF AM0NTILLAD0, a vintage not seen forever, which value not less than Milli0n US D0LLAR$! The only issue - it is housed within catacombs, hidden behind thousand walls of stones, forgotten by time, lost anyone else except me!
I have secrete map, my ancestral bequest, leading to this priceless treasure, but due to my poor health, I unable to retrieve myself. Am in dire need of a KINDEST soul, like you, to come aid and retrieve cask. Me and you, we partnership for claiming my share of family wealth. Our exchange for!
THIS IS THE CAUSE I CHOSEN YOU!
Now, governments officials have eyes on property and seek to assume the whole heritage, inclusive of cask. If you help me to retrieve cask before they steals, I promise you 50% share of cask sale, which more than half milli0n US d0llar$ nearing!
But beware, DEAR ONE! Catacombs are dark, cold and moist, just as the earth itself. Breath may turn heavy, air dense, and wall-full walls be of bones! But I assure safety as I posing a brotherly trust on you! YOU MUST promise to not betray trust. We need strong bond, as ties of brothern masonry, you and me together win against fate and fortuna!
BUT please, BE ALERT and NEVER SHARE with other or those officials or even a jester (jester may be conspirator). Discretion utmost importance! Keep this between you and me, else we risk losing treasure forever!
I, FORTUNAT0 M0NTRES0R, kindly beg your swift response, the bells toll and time ticks! We needs act FAST.