well this isnt clean, but i thought it was funny
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for jslr:
Day #Who?What they got you1stquestion21a strap-on2ndmrs_hahnA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please3rdlost_soul_67crotchless panties4thevilighta dusty bottle of absinthe5thprof818a gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline6thshadow_8118a confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'7thlost_soul_67A lite brite with a dirty message inscribed8thd_man4evaA blog for all of your sexual writings9thevilightA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends10thsoulspinnera box of 'wacky' cuban cigars11thevilighta tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy12thmrs_hahnA booklet of sexual favors couponsTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
well that was fun, njoy ur days