ALICE: "Why in the name of God would anyone want to teach intelligent design?!"

Jan 08, 2006 01:17

Greetings all!

Long time no see. 2006 is it eh? Interesting.

I'm back in Newcastle after 3 weeks without the internet, the Sims and porn. The shakes went away slowly.

So... what happened to me eh? Well I was in my room feeling fucking miserable and suddenly realised "hang on, I don't have to deal with this any more". An' so, I packed my suitcase and jumped on a train to London. Remarkably inexpensive with my Young Persons Railcard. Bless the YPR.

But yeah I took off somewhat unannounced! Said in something of an Eddie Izzard manner... so yeah! Went home. I felt slightly bad about leaving without a word to my house mates, leaving without saying I wouldn't be about for Christmas dinner, leaving without doing any washing up... but then I thought fuck it, cause to be honest I didn't give a shit.

I love London. I miss London already.

Why is car insurance not available in Northern Ireland? Every advert on TV includes the comment "Not available in Northern Ireland". Do people in NI not have cars or something? Or do the companies all travel sorta north west, see the Irish sea and go "FUCK! WATER!"?

Answers on a postcard: the Northern Irish have been forced to drive recklessly without insurance. Why?

As per usual, I've gone off tangent.

This Christmas I have noticed the attractiveness of David Tennant without watching Doctor Who. An achievement, yes. But damn, cute non?

So I'm twenty now. How about that. I don't know why every year one expects to feel different on one's birthday, because you never do. I feel EXACTLY the same as I did when I was 19.

*shrug*

Let's see... other updates on holiday events... Oh yeah, Eastenders: GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH. I think that sums that one up. I may make EE songvid to ease pain later. Song suggestions bitte.

We still have builders. But the house is looking good, definitely has promise. I can't wait for it to be finished and for parties to be had. You're all invited to the house-warming when it eventually happens. My parents said I could invite as many of my friends as I wanted. Mwahahahahahaha...

I've been tidied off some people's flists. *pout* Oh well.

Right, I'll leave it there. Normal service is resumed!

fandom, milestone, london, eastenders, obsession, debating, weird

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