Vote Tuesday
HEY!
I'm actually updating cause I have something important to say:
VOTE TUESDAY!!!
And I'm not going to be one of those people who tells you it doesn't matter who you vote for, just to vote... that's bullshit. Here's who you need to vote for:
JERSEYITES:
Vote for Tom Kean. I admit, I'm not going to do it myself, but for him, cause if Menendez wins, all our taxes are going up, and I'm tired of paying higher taxes cause of you voting for morons like this.
TEXAS:
KINKY FRIEDMAN! The De-Wussification of Texas begins anew!!!
CONNECTICUT: Oh yeah, Lieberman. Fuck Ted Lamont in the ass with a soldering gun.
PENNSYLVANIA: Vote for Lynn Swann. What, are you afraid of voting for a black man? I hope not, you racists! And vote for Santorum, he's a good guy who has some bad history, but he'll improve.
MARYLAND: Vote Michael Steele for Senator. Again, if you're not a racist who fears a black man, vote for him. I wish he was in my state, I'd vote several times for him.
NEW YORK: Spitzer is a shoo-in, so vote Pirro instead of Cuomo for AG. If you hate W as much as you say you do, don't vote for this guy, he's a W-In-Training.
THE REST: Vote Middle-of-the-Road Republican when possible. Don't vote Democrat unless absolutely forced too, and that's likely because the Repub is a bible-thumper, and we can't have any more of those. Actually, if available, ALWAYS VOTE LIBERTARIAN.
This has been a public service announcement. PLEASE stop voting for people who'll raise your taxes, they hate you, and laugh behind your back.
I'm actually updating cause I have something important to say:
VOTE TUESDAY!!!
And I'm not going to be one of those people who tells you it doesn't matter who you vote for, just to vote... that's bullshit. Here's who you need to vote for:
JERSEYITES:
Vote for Tom Kean. I admit, I'm not going to do it myself, but for him, cause if Menendez wins, all our taxes are going up, and I'm tired of paying higher taxes cause of you voting for morons like this.
TEXAS:
KINKY FRIEDMAN! The De-Wussification of Texas begins anew!!!
CONNECTICUT: Oh yeah, Lieberman. Fuck Ted Lamont in the ass with a soldering gun.
PENNSYLVANIA: Vote for Lynn Swann. What, are you afraid of voting for a black man? I hope not, you racists! And vote for Santorum, he's a good guy who has some bad history, but he'll improve.
MARYLAND: Vote Michael Steele for Senator. Again, if you're not a racist who fears a black man, vote for him. I wish he was in my state, I'd vote several times for him.
NEW YORK: Spitzer is a shoo-in, so vote Pirro instead of Cuomo for AG. If you hate W as much as you say you do, don't vote for this guy, he's a W-In-Training.
THE REST: Vote Middle-of-the-Road Republican when possible. Don't vote Democrat unless absolutely forced too, and that's likely because the Repub is a bible-thumper, and we can't have any more of those. Actually, if available, ALWAYS VOTE LIBERTARIAN.
This has been a public service announcement. PLEASE stop voting for people who'll raise your taxes, they hate you, and laugh behind your back.