Movie Quote Meme - answers
Most of what I posted was nailed; I'm impressed! The remains I've bolded and added the correct films for any interested.
1). "Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus." American Beauty guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
2). "I'm in my tree, talking to the Dixie Chicks, and they're making me feel better!" I Heart Huckabees
3). "Because if I'm right, then these are miracles, Mack, and it is an inappropriate response to get a headache in the presence of a miracle." Grand Canyon
4). "Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here." As Good As It Gets guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
5). "My mouth shouldn't be accepting other people's lozenges right now." LA Story
6). "Well, for someone who has nothing nice to say about lawyers, you certainly have plenty of them around."
"They're like nuclear warheads. They have theirs, so I have mine. Once you use them, they fuck up everything." Other People's Money
7). "Arrange thyself enticingly on the futon. I'll let the dick of death in." Love & Human Remains guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
8). "Joe, I think it's gonna be okay."
"What makes you think that?"
"Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!" Empire Records
9). "I don't get it. First they steal the body and leave the clothes, then they take the clothes and bring the body back. Who would do a thing like that? "
"Possibly some deranged dry cleaner." Murder by Death guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
10). "You had a bad day, huh?"
"I spent all day crawling out of a grave. The director said that I was incapable of reaching the emotional core of the character. "
"What? Well, obviously he didn't see you in 'Bride of the Mutant.'" Get Shorty guessed by
greatgreybeast
11). "So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?"
"Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door." Rat Race guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
12). "Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!" Boondock Saints guessed by
brannaghwolf
13). "What if you tire before it's done? "
"Does it have rules?"
"Can more than one play?"
"What makes you think it's a game?"
"Is it a game?"
"Will it break?"
"It better break eventually!"
"Is there an object?"
"What if you tire before it's done?"
"Does it come with batteries?"
"We could charge extra for them."
"Is it safe for toddlers?"
"How can you tell when you're finished?"
"How do you make it stop?"
"Is that a boy's model?"
"Can a parent assemble it?"
"Is there a larger model for the obese?"
"What if you tire before it's done?"
"What the hell is it?" The Hudsucker Proxy guessed by
gillshallows
14). "We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?"
"My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?" The Truth About Cats & Dogs guessed by Loaf! (who is not on LJ)
15). "E, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."
"Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!" The Incredibles guessed by
saxon_pagan
16). "How dare you say 'penis' to a dead person." All of Me
17). "And so we drink---but first we dance!" The Inspector General guessed by
greatgreybeast
18). "Oh, would we visit you and sit in your gorgeous house, planning visits to the townships, demanding to see the poorest of the poor? 'Oh, are you sure they're the worst off? I mean, we've come all this way. I mean, we don't want to see people just mildly victimized by apartheid. We demand shock.' You know it doesn't seem right, sitting on the East Side, talking about revolution." Six Degrees of Separation
19). "The Preacher said it absolved us!"
"For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar."
"But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed."
"That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed." O Brother Where Art Thou? guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
20). "I've done some dumb things."
"Seeing as how I'm one of those dumb things, I can't give you too hard a time on that, Shellie." Sin City guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
1). "Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus." American Beauty guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
2). "I'm in my tree, talking to the Dixie Chicks, and they're making me feel better!" I Heart Huckabees
3). "Because if I'm right, then these are miracles, Mack, and it is an inappropriate response to get a headache in the presence of a miracle." Grand Canyon
4). "Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here." As Good As It Gets guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
5). "My mouth shouldn't be accepting other people's lozenges right now." LA Story
6). "Well, for someone who has nothing nice to say about lawyers, you certainly have plenty of them around."
"They're like nuclear warheads. They have theirs, so I have mine. Once you use them, they fuck up everything." Other People's Money
7). "Arrange thyself enticingly on the futon. I'll let the dick of death in." Love & Human Remains guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
8). "Joe, I think it's gonna be okay."
"What makes you think that?"
"Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!" Empire Records
9). "I don't get it. First they steal the body and leave the clothes, then they take the clothes and bring the body back. Who would do a thing like that? "
"Possibly some deranged dry cleaner." Murder by Death guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
10). "You had a bad day, huh?"
"I spent all day crawling out of a grave. The director said that I was incapable of reaching the emotional core of the character. "
"What? Well, obviously he didn't see you in 'Bride of the Mutant.'" Get Shorty guessed by
greatgreybeast
11). "So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?"
"Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door." Rat Race guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
12). "Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!" Boondock Saints guessed by
brannaghwolf
13). "What if you tire before it's done? "
"Does it have rules?"
"Can more than one play?"
"What makes you think it's a game?"
"Is it a game?"
"Will it break?"
"It better break eventually!"
"Is there an object?"
"What if you tire before it's done?"
"Does it come with batteries?"
"We could charge extra for them."
"Is it safe for toddlers?"
"How can you tell when you're finished?"
"How do you make it stop?"
"Is that a boy's model?"
"Can a parent assemble it?"
"Is there a larger model for the obese?"
"What if you tire before it's done?"
"What the hell is it?" The Hudsucker Proxy guessed by
gillshallows
14). "We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?"
"My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?" The Truth About Cats & Dogs guessed by Loaf! (who is not on LJ)
15). "E, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."
"Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!" The Incredibles guessed by
saxon_pagan
16). "How dare you say 'penis' to a dead person." All of Me
17). "And so we drink---but first we dance!" The Inspector General guessed by
greatgreybeast
18). "Oh, would we visit you and sit in your gorgeous house, planning visits to the townships, demanding to see the poorest of the poor? 'Oh, are you sure they're the worst off? I mean, we've come all this way. I mean, we don't want to see people just mildly victimized by apartheid. We demand shock.' You know it doesn't seem right, sitting on the East Side, talking about revolution." Six Degrees of Separation
19). "The Preacher said it absolved us!"
"For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar."
"But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed."
"That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed." O Brother Where Art Thou? guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)
20). "I've done some dumb things."
"Seeing as how I'm one of those dumb things, I can't give you too hard a time on that, Shellie." Sin City guessed by Michael (who isn't on LJ)