So. Today I was listening to Dir en grey (not such a strange thing, really.) And as it happens, me and a friend were talking about Kyo's engrish. After a while, Garbage comes on and this is what I hear...
京: WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!
Now now kyo, don't get upset... You can always buy new shoe shine o~o"
(random first post observation.. nonsensical really... don't mind me... just try to find it! xD)
edit:
Remake of the entire Garbage lyrics, by
sleazoid (inspired on my findings.. xD)
RUNnnnnnn
*music starts*
I'll stand by, stand by, I will make you mine, oh sure oh sure, so gotta go~~~~
you can't catch me, can't catch me,
can blind birds fly, no they can't
I GO UP THE DJINII, WHIRLWIND UP TO ME
I GO UP THE DJINII, WHIRLWIND UP TO ME
I GO UP THE DJINII, WHIRLWIND UP TO ME
I GO UP THE DJINII, WHIRLWIND UP TO ME
WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!!!
WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!!! PLEASE DIE
WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!!!
WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!!! PLEASE DIE
catch you then, kono hooooo~ker. origan cunt must have baby, origan suki that, namida suki that.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
like a cannon, like a cannon
swallow, swallow, wishing it was a weed life
swallow, swallow, wishing it was a weed life
cannon, life
cannon, I know
wish me squizzz~~~~
~like a merry, I don't know, don't paint red on the so-ldier.
You a suck and I suck Russa. I want to become HAPPY.
WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!!!
WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!!! PLEASE DIE
WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!!!
WHO STOLE THE SHOESHINE! RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND OOH-OOHHHH!!! PLEASE DIE. AAAHH
No one will admit this lie-hoeh. Or the way I have suck Eta.
SHIT-AWW, SHIT-AWW.
Run from the TIEEEEE-hi. There is no TIIIIIME-hi. There is no time.
Daremo, catch them on time.
rock on, rock baby, rock on, rock baby
RUNNING AROUND ROUND RUNNING A-AND~~
please die
Yes, Kyo. We get it...... *frown*