they were threatining castration, are we gonna split hairs here???

[jrockespenshade]

so i went to get lunch at my usual spot(weis market on 21st street lemoyne, PA)and i get my salad and my turkey hill green tea and i get in line and this really really cute girl is in front of me with like 90 cans of soup and 2 chocolate candy bars. she turns around and goes "i don't think i need these candy bars what'd ya think" and i'm like "not with all that soup". so she puts the candy bars back and she turns around, then she turns back around and start talking to me, nothing big just ice breaker small talk shit, like i asked her if she was brinin the pompom socks back cause she was sportin em. so finally she gets rung up and is takin her sweet ass time collecting her shit. then i'm about to be done being rung uo and shes like "well...i'll see ya...later", and i'm like "yeah...see ya...(uncomfortable pause). she so wanted me to ask for them digits. so then i walk out to my car and shes standing there putting shit in her car and she like stops and looks up and pauses and i just like look at her and walk over to my car.
I FUCKING BLEW IT, somebody please put me out of my misery, or help me find this girl. all i know is that she likes soup and shes all about the color blue cayse she was wearing all blue and so was i...I FUCKING BLEW IT...yep thats my life