Field Goal
yeah so the show yesterday was top freakin shelf, (old school hardcore + no fights = good stuff)
after the show(with the promise of a delicious BOCA burger on my mind)i went out to eat with todd, brian, derek, jason, and jake at the "Capital Diner". to my dismay there was not a Boca to be found....anywho so this dude comes out of left freaking field(with a gap in his teeth you could parallel park a 88 Buick Skylark in, hence the name of this post)and just starts spouting mindless banter on and on until finally he "crackheadedly" swayed his way back to his own table, all the while rambling something like "goddamn birds got the best of him...wash it down son, you know where the sun sleeps, don't you?". then about 48 seconds later, boom he's there again telling us how he wants to record a song for his girlfriend that he couldn't remember the name of. then once again stumbling away saying "got the whole thing on tape...never seen such a pretty man". so finally that dude leaves, then todd goes into "i'm uncle dave the convicted child molester here to watch the kids, mode" that was just good comedy, then jason and i started talking about Lorenzo Lamas in the criticly aclaimed "RENEGADE", all i'm sayin is "he gets on his hog ad solves crimes"( www.renoraines.net ). so that was last night in a nut shell
so today it was fucking snowing, i don't know if you know this or not but it's fucking april, so this comment is directed at snow, "hey whats up man, thought i told you bout showin up here univited........ohhh yeah is that so, well (insert lots of pointless punching and kicking sounds here)....thats what i thought bitch" it was ok tho i got to go into work early and get off early. so yeah
later
after the show(with the promise of a delicious BOCA burger on my mind)i went out to eat with todd, brian, derek, jason, and jake at the "Capital Diner". to my dismay there was not a Boca to be found....anywho so this dude comes out of left freaking field(with a gap in his teeth you could parallel park a 88 Buick Skylark in, hence the name of this post)and just starts spouting mindless banter on and on until finally he "crackheadedly" swayed his way back to his own table, all the while rambling something like "goddamn birds got the best of him...wash it down son, you know where the sun sleeps, don't you?". then about 48 seconds later, boom he's there again telling us how he wants to record a song for his girlfriend that he couldn't remember the name of. then once again stumbling away saying "got the whole thing on tape...never seen such a pretty man". so finally that dude leaves, then todd goes into "i'm uncle dave the convicted child molester here to watch the kids, mode" that was just good comedy, then jason and i started talking about Lorenzo Lamas in the criticly aclaimed "RENEGADE", all i'm sayin is "he gets on his hog ad solves crimes"( www.renoraines.net ). so that was last night in a nut shell
so today it was fucking snowing, i don't know if you know this or not but it's fucking april, so this comment is directed at snow, "hey whats up man, thought i told you bout showin up here univited........ohhh yeah is that so, well (insert lots of pointless punching and kicking sounds here)....thats what i thought bitch" it was ok tho i got to go into work early and get off early. so yeah
later