LAWLZ!!!!
Jrockerdie is being stalked on Livejournal!
shinyainlace is stalking Jrockerdie
shinyainlace’s REAL name :
Underhill Tosh
shinyainlace’s REAL DOB :
27th March 1979
Height :198 cm
Weight : 78.4 kg
shinyainlace has dreamt about you :
20 times
shinyainlace became interested in you :
17th September 2003
shinyainlace’s latest dream about you
shinyainlace dreams that you are standing before them in a crowded train station, flailing your ass-naked body around the room. Just for them.
This is how shinyainlace describes your relationship behind your back
‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’
shinyainlace’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
shinyainlace wouldn’t admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of Jrockerdie’s wristwatch
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
shinyainlace spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
4 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I think there’s a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking."
shinyainlace’s Police File
Personally I think we should have shot shinyainlace whilst we had the chance.
Testimonies about shinyainlace
danimation - Drunken Posse
’shinyainlace was a depressing bore and I’m fucking glad they’ve been outted as a twat. Means I won’t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.’
akane_desu_ka - The Devil In Disguise
‘Fucks sake! shinyainlace’s been stitched up, that Jrockerdie has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’
seckshallykaoru - Mixes vodka with Whiskey
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. Jrockerdie’s been telling me about shinyainlace’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
kiyo_haru - Gives birth to cattle
‘I always knew there was something different about shinyainlace. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’