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Jan 28, 2005 19:39

I have come to the conclusion that things are not the way they ought to be and it is high time to take care of them so over the next few weeks I am going to take a stand. In six easy steps.

Step One: Go to the Leach and sign up for a Personal Trainer
Step Two: Go to the Leach and speak with a dietician
Step Three: Get my teeth professionally bleached
Step Four: Go to a tanning salon
Step Five: Make sure my hair is cut
Step Six: Go to Express and buy lots of new threads

Basically I think I can look and feel better than I do know and enough is enough...
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