Where have all the sweet innocent girls gone?

Jan 12, 2006 20:53

I have a postulate.

girls are crazy, tehy cant help it, its just their qwirk. this is not to be confused with loco. some girls are loco and they're the scary ones. its something about the "hot latin temper" connotation that is an extremely dangereux laison with crazy.

you're friend jared has an amazing super power. see what i do is repel the girls that are sweet innocent and otherwise perfect dating material and attract (much like a bug zapper) the crazies.

one only needs to look at my track record and concievably if you are reading this than you are well aware of my track record.

so this is the point: can any of you come up wtih a concise codified statement that can surmise why this is?

Thank You.

oh now i'm goign to go pass out because appartenly weight training today taught me i had more muscles than i thought i did. or perhaps i didnt have these muscles until they were hurled out of dormancy into the genesis of their useage.

fuck teh should-erator and the crotch-alizer
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