"I'll shove a banana inside you so you can't have sex!"

[jrock4addiction]

Soo.... my mom told me today "I'll shove a banana inside you so you can't have sex!"

yepp

I'm totally not lying

My grandmother was there to witness

anyways

So my birthday is coming up and.... I don't feel any older.... i never do

I've been feeling really paranoid lately.... it sucks.
I feel like I'm being watched all the time and it's driving me crazy
I just need to know that it's just me

and....

I was going to say something else but i'm totally distracted right now

:P