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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I helped watchmebe see the light (8 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In August I gave cared a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (715 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
jrjumpr