The Intrinsics of Biology:

[jrittenhouse]

I live with the answer on 'How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck' on a daily basis, so discovering elephant physiognomy vis-a-vis special clitoral muscles, how bad of a black eye would a elephant dong give you if the elephant was getting hot and bothered, and the physical stuff that you would have to do to an elephant for getting stuff for artificial insemination....the possibilities are endless.

Link has a NSFW video only if your boss or spouse is turned on by elephants. There are some jobs you do not want, and the guy in the video has one such.