Put the little rascals to work, I say:

[jrittenhouse]

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[maiac]

I'm just a kid at heart. At the Michigan State Fair this year, I saw kids milking cow, and when the crowd cleared I asked if I could give it a try.

The teat didn't feel slimy at all. I remember, though, that it was very warm. And I thought it a shame there wasn't a kitten nearby so I could aim the squirt of milk at its mouth.