Christmas is coming and the goose is getting *gurk*:
Hey, Susan, here’s a knitting project for Meredith…
“They’re still over at the bar talkin’ about which Bronte sister they think would be the best in bed.” “Why settle for one when you could have all three?”
Now, you’ll believe reindeer can play a bad game of rummy with Santa.
A football for Grandma by Allan Sherman. Yes, that one. It’s a story.
“ I’m not paying postage and waiting for this. This is not my error. This is NOT MY RAT TURD!”
Only 62 million dead? Man, these guys are optimists.