You remember how that revolving door used to bring people in and out of the Pentagon and contractors for the Pentagon? Now it's for Homeland Security, too.
You remember signing up for that cheap rate on the adjustable rate home mortgage? It's clobberin' time, pal. "In our zeal to make mortgage lending more available to a greater number of people, it's normal to expect the foreclosure rate to go up..."
On the Canadian border: less than 300 border agents. The main challenge is to intercept terrorists and high-grade Canadian marijuana.