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[jrittenhouse]

Woman in Louisiana serves boyfriend with a side of boiling grits; parboiled.

The man told sheriff’s deputies that he came home from work on Nov. 7, got into an argument with Brown, told her that he was breaking up with her, then went to bed.

Comments

[seawasp]

Aw, how disappointing. I thought she killed and ATE him with a side of grits. Now I find she just dumped some on him.

[jrittenhouse]

Nope, no chianti or fava beans this year.

[seawasp]

Hannibal will be SO disappointed.

[marklafon]

My great-aunt Tave reportedly established the foundation of her married life after the first fight. Her hubby woke up around midnight to find her standing by the bed with a pot of boiling water. "You have to sleep sometime" she told him. They never fought again.

Tave is an inspiration to lots of Evans women, right behind great-great-aunt Em, she of the unmarked graves behind the barn and a series of husbands who "ran off".

[wcg]

He's lucky she didn't go with the traditional trick of pouring the hot mash over his genitals.