Use little head, deduct 120 IQ points:
Like nobody had ever heard of Russians using hookers to lure Western diplomats into compromising positions. Sheesh.
The more I hear about the whole Senator Ensign story, the more I think that sex aside, the man should resign his office because he’s a crook and an idiot. Getting your bazillionaire parents to pay off your mistress and her family? Inviting the mistress’s family into your house after their house was ransacked by burglers, and proceeding to ‘comfort’ the wife all over your own house that weekend? The mind reels with every new item. Speaking of items, you too can buy your John Ensign for President boxer shorts at this location!
And finally, a high and horny Ohio couple are parked and busy in the front seat, and the cops find them in the act - with her two little kids in the back seat of the car. Bleah….