Mar 22, 2006 13:02
I dont get it...
I really dont....
Correct me if im wrong, but isnt spring supposed to start on or about the 20th of march?
yea, thought so...
Why did it snow last night? Its spring....spring does not equal snow...spring equals warm temperatures that allow me to crack the windows in my car. I shouldnt have to walk out side and wipe the snow from my car. I mean seriously folks, its not like im in New Hampshire...
*pauses for a moment to point and laugh at NH*
*ahem*
anyways i've been thinking lately....and we all know what that means...
well ok i lied, we dont haha
maybe i do but i doubt anyone else does, i am an enigma after all.
a clusterfuck of ideas, thoughts, and emotions
i am a Marine oorah!!
lol
ive been thinking though...about my room mate, and why he's such a tard. Is it because he's from Ohio? Nooo, it couldnt be, i mean after all, 3 of my friends are from ohio, and theyre all cool. I have noticed that they all have one thing in common tho, a nasty lil habit (emphasis on nasty) but that dfoesnt apply to one of my friends, she is a girl afterall. Plus i dont think ive been close enough to catch a wiff...*awkward silence*
annnny-who
its weird, cuz then i want to think, "hey, maybe its cause he's from outside of cleavland"
but my buddy down at Camp Lejeune is from outside of Cleavland, so there went that theory.
Ive been racking my brain about it for a few days. Ever since his tardarific ass threw a bitch fit because i used his webcam to talk to a girl I knew he had no chance with.
trust me on that one.
he automatically assumed that because the piece of paper i held up to the webcam said
I <3 ***** (name omitted for obvious reasons) that i loved her.
whoa
whoa
lets step off the path for a second.
love
its probably one of the most misunderstood and powerful words in the english language. It has multiple meanings and if used at the wrong time with the wrong definition, it can lead to a world of hurt. At the same time, love is also the most abused word in the english language. Like, it is the red headed step child to the drunken hick father who beats his kids birthed by his baby's momma whos actually his sister. No better example of this abuse is watching, or rather listenning to the crap that comes out of my room mate's mouth.
"How does he abuse the word love Josh?"
well check this
time and time again ive listenned to him "talk" to girl on the phone. Most of the time these girls are either married, spoken for, or girls he just met. Within the first 5 minutes of the conversation he is telling them that he loves them.
i'll let you re read that if you need to.
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ready? let continue
How is it that you can truly say that you love a person who's either spoken for or you just met? How can you? I sure as hell cant. I cant think of anyone else who could either. Now im not saying that everyone is like me, but first criteria to earn my love is we need to be a couple. Then i need to be dating you for a while for me to figure out if what i feel is love, luv, or wuv. I can confidently say im not the only one who thinks this.
Now lets get back on the path and continue shall we?
It is his misperception thatled to him flipping out on me, which in turn caused me to flip out back.
evidently to him, there is no lesser form of the word love. there is no luv, which is what i view a strong liking for someone as a friend, or wuv, which is a lesser liking than luv, most often used when youre being silly or trying to kiss ass.
to him, a <3 does not mean luv, as my books will tell you. To him <3 equates to love, the "im yours forever and youre mine forever" love.
How can someone be this stupid? And most importantly, how did this someone end up as my room mate?
gosh!
He and I have been room mates for almost a year and a half now and i dont think i'll ever figure him out.
For the love of god, i need to get promoted so he can be out of my room for good. So his stupidness and utter tardness can be gone from my life.
here's to hoping my wish comes sooner rather than latter....*holds up glass*