Bros
After regaling several people with a story about the bros at my work, 
ellen_fremedon's boyfriend suggested the lyrics to Ludacris' "Ho" should be reworked as an ode to bros. He was right in that most of the work was replacing "ho" with "bro."
"Bro"
[Chorus]
Brooooooooo (Bro)
Youza Broooooo (Bro)
Youza Broooooo (Bro)
I said that youza brooooo (Bro)
[Repeat 1x]
You doin’ bro activities
With bro tendencies
Bros are your friends, bros are your enemies
With bro energy to do whatcha do
Blew whatcha blew
Screw whatcha screw
Y’all professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
And why do you think you take a bro to a brotel?
Brotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the brozone layer
Come on, playa, once a bro always
And bros never close they open like hallways
And here’s a bro keg for your whole bro crew
And everybody wants some cuz bros gotta drink, too
[chorus x2]
Can’t turn a bro into a GQ
Bros don’t gotta clue
There’s bros on a mission, and bros on a brew
Hey bro how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin bro stuff cuz there you bro again
It’s a bro wide world, that we livin' in
macho, masculine, chest bumping, men
Not all, just some
You bro who you are
There’s bros in the room, there’s bros in the car
There’s bros on stage, there’s bros by the bar
Bros by near, and bros by far
Bro! (But can I getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, dude why?!)
Cuz youza
[chorus 2x]
You gotta stain on your ballcap
Even your daddy snapped
When he saw you suckin’ down that Natty Light crap
You bros are horrible, horrendous
On taxes y’all writin’ off bros as dependents
I see the bro risin
It ain’t surprisin’
It’s just a broasis
With ugly dudes’ faces
But bros don’t feel so sad and blue
Cuz most of us dudes is bros, too
[chorus x2]
ellen_fremedon's boyfriend suggested the lyrics to Ludacris' "Ho" should be reworked as an ode to bros. He was right in that most of the work was replacing "ho" with "bro."
"Bro"
[Chorus]
Brooooooooo (Bro)
Youza Broooooo (Bro)
Youza Broooooo (Bro)
I said that youza brooooo (Bro)
[Repeat 1x]
You doin’ bro activities
With bro tendencies
Bros are your friends, bros are your enemies
With bro energy to do whatcha do
Blew whatcha blew
Screw whatcha screw
Y’all professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
And why do you think you take a bro to a brotel?
Brotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the brozone layer
Come on, playa, once a bro always
And bros never close they open like hallways
And here’s a bro keg for your whole bro crew
And everybody wants some cuz bros gotta drink, too
[chorus x2]
Can’t turn a bro into a GQ
Bros don’t gotta clue
There’s bros on a mission, and bros on a brew
Hey bro how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin bro stuff cuz there you bro again
It’s a bro wide world, that we livin' in
macho, masculine, chest bumping, men
Not all, just some
You bro who you are
There’s bros in the room, there’s bros in the car
There’s bros on stage, there’s bros by the bar
Bros by near, and bros by far
Bro! (But can I getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, dude why?!)
Cuz youza
[chorus 2x]
You gotta stain on your ballcap
Even your daddy snapped
When he saw you suckin’ down that Natty Light crap
You bros are horrible, horrendous
On taxes y’all writin’ off bros as dependents
I see the bro risin
It ain’t surprisin’
It’s just a broasis
With ugly dudes’ faces
But bros don’t feel so sad and blue
Cuz most of us dudes is bros, too
[chorus x2]