I Wanna Play

Jun 06, 2006 22:51

So I Havent Updated In Forever But I Wanna Do that Game With The Movies.....

1. "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!"

2. "Oh, hey Caitlin, break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal. "

3. "I did. I walked out the door. I was too nervous. I thought, maybe you were a nut. But you were exciting. I felt like I was a scared little kid."

4. "We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army"

5. "You're insane, but you might also be brilliant. "

6. "Seems like every woman you try to save winds up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe it's time for you to retire. "

7. "There's no news, boys, so go out there and make some news. Rob a bank, mug an old lady, whatever - just do something"

8. "In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."

9."What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something."

10. "If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo."

11. "why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die... "

12. "So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments."

13. "Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!"

14. "Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing. "

15. "Sometimes the truth doesn't matter like it ought. But you'll always remember things right. That's gonna mean a lot to me."

16. "No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve. "

17. "Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. "

18. "You prey on people Cam. I lost three years of my life for your fuckin' phony cause, but I'm onto you now you fuckin' snake."

19. "Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it"

20. "That Makes Two Of Us, You Little Shit!"

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