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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole freginald's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-9 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
jrdier4
Ok...so this is not my most interesting letter to Santa, but it's amusing and doesn't get me a lump of coal or a spanking! Tho....I should've kept the one where I got a pony. :)