My invention
OK so I have the concept, but not the plan, for a new device.
You see, it extracts cigarette smoke out of the air coming into my apartment from my fuckwad neighbours and condenses said smoke into a horrible smelling coil of dog shit that I can then push through the mail slot back into their apartment. In fact, it also does that with bad food smells from the week-old fish and what I can only assume is a mothball/compost stew that the other people in this building cook for dinner on a nightly basis.
I will patent this idea but will allow anyone to manufacture and sell it, in fact I'll even subsidize the manufacturing, just to encourage the use of a device that extracts the disgusting pollutants from my personal airspace and in turn deposits feces into the kitchens and living rooms of these fucking morons.
You see, it extracts cigarette smoke out of the air coming into my apartment from my fuckwad neighbours and condenses said smoke into a horrible smelling coil of dog shit that I can then push through the mail slot back into their apartment. In fact, it also does that with bad food smells from the week-old fish and what I can only assume is a mothball/compost stew that the other people in this building cook for dinner on a nightly basis.
I will patent this idea but will allow anyone to manufacture and sell it, in fact I'll even subsidize the manufacturing, just to encourage the use of a device that extracts the disgusting pollutants from my personal airspace and in turn deposits feces into the kitchens and living rooms of these fucking morons.