KICKING ASS
I am the king of the world.
Yesterday at work was an absolute shit storm. Half of the outgoing emails weren't being delivered, three security companies blacklisted us as a threat because of a virus on our network, our pager system went down, and the regular sysadmin was on vacation for the rest of the week. I only got ahold of what all the problems were when I left (no damn way I'm putting in unpaid overtime) BUT, today I was ON FIRE.
I killed. Seriously, something in the realm of Inspector Clouseau meets Neo, I fixed all the problems and tore shit up. I'm amazing. I AM ALL THAT IS MAN.
And on top of that? This afternoon, I perfected my vodka martini recipe. Here, folks is the key:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz White vermouth
a splash of pickled onion juice
2 -3 pickled onions
The onions are KEY people, I can NOT stress that enough.
WOO!
Yesterday at work was an absolute shit storm. Half of the outgoing emails weren't being delivered, three security companies blacklisted us as a threat because of a virus on our network, our pager system went down, and the regular sysadmin was on vacation for the rest of the week. I only got ahold of what all the problems were when I left (no damn way I'm putting in unpaid overtime) BUT, today I was ON FIRE.
I killed. Seriously, something in the realm of Inspector Clouseau meets Neo, I fixed all the problems and tore shit up. I'm amazing. I AM ALL THAT IS MAN.
And on top of that? This afternoon, I perfected my vodka martini recipe. Here, folks is the key:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz White vermouth
a splash of pickled onion juice
2 -3 pickled onions
The onions are KEY people, I can NOT stress that enough.
WOO!