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[jragon]

A woman walks into a bar completly nude and quickly orders 5-6 drinks. The bartender looks at the woman, who obviously has no where to hold money and says "How do you expect to pay for those drinks?" The lady smiles, stands up and points down to her vagina and asks "Will this cover it?" The bartender looks for a minute, looks back at the lady and says "Do you have anything smaller?"

ZIIING!