Seven Deadly Sins of A Pirate!

Jan 01, 2008 04:06

[because everyone's post is sad lately- and today is the first time I utter the words "what am I doing, is this what I really want?"- aloud, I'm not ready to write it yet.  so it will be on delay- yes what a cliffhanger.  is she talking about work, her dog, her engagement, living in MI, a new tattoo, or simply the color of nail polish for this week.......to be continued.]

instead for pure stupid silliness....

Reasons I believe my dog is secretly a PIRATE!!!
- she says ARRGGGGG  alot (especially when fighting)
- she enjoys fighting
- she steals shit
- she hides her treasures in dark places where I cannot get to (under the bed)
- she digs for buried treasure
- her diet is shit (literally)
- I don't understand her when she talks (Baxter you know I don't speak spanish!"
- she can sleep anywhere 
- she will sleep with anyone
- she pisses on your stuff when she's pissed at you

The other day Dora (our 20lb beagle/jack russel terrier mix) was just so pumped about Christmas and seeing all these people etc etc Jon gave her an 10 inch raw hide bone to occupy herself so she's settle the hell down!  she DEVOURED the raw hide in less than 40 minutes- not kidding!  she can finish one in a day, but this dog was on more speed than Puffy (dog from There's Something About Mary).  So that was impressive but than to top it off.....she threw up the entire thing!  that's Gluttony at it's finest my friends!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

PS forget hero I'm a GUITAR GOD!!!
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