A Questionnaire
what's your shoe size? Im a size 9 baby
what is your middle name? I dont have one. Feel left out
If you could save three things from your burning home, what would they be? My mp3 Player, MAX (pet cockatiel) and Dunno... maybe My proclaimers tickets!
Have you ever been on tv? Im pretty sure my school were on a religious show.. and I was in the crowd
What do you find attractive in the opposite sex? Teeth and Smiles... must be nice.
what do you find un-attractive in the opposite sex? Having an STD
Describe your laugh: Irritating for everyone else
Do you have any special talents/party tricks? I can open bottles with my foreskin
Basic Info
name // James Rae IV
age // 19
birthdate // 04/12/86
birthplace // The Vale
location // The Vale
eye colour // i actually dont know.. and cant be bothered finding out
hair colour // a gingery contraption, involving other shades.. like a tabby cat
peircings // My lip
tattoos // A sperm on my arm... actually... but it wasnt meant to be a sperm.. but the tattooist has aids
height // About average i guess.
This/That
love/money // Money all the way.. fuck love
shower/bath // bath.. cause I dont have a choice
soap/body wash // Body wash... johnsons babywash... for washing my victims.
jeans/skirts // skirts... obv... and thats just for me
shoes/flip-flops // who wears flip flops?
red/yellow // neither... horrible colours.. blood .. or international gay colour
vodka/tequila // voddy
e-mail/phone call // Phoning.. I suck at typing
Have you ever
been drunk // Yes
been to a club // I have been to many a club.. Including a gay one once... im not gay
smoked // yes
did drugs // yes.... :)
stripped for money // I strip for free... In the nursery
been to another country // Aye shite wans.. like... bulgaria.. and england
dumped anyone // I have never used that word.
been dumped // Probably, when I was like... 13.. "Your pure dumped man"
had your heartbroke // No.. I just took a rennies
broken a heart // Nup... i dont think I have the ability.. u seen me!?
ate dirt // Apparently I once ate my own "dirt"... when i was like... 2.. apparently
Lasts
last hug? Lucy.. My dads dog
last kiss? Nikki
last purchase? Eh.. 2 papers this morning.. The Daily Rebel and The sun
last cd bought? The Streets - A grand dont come for free.. it was cheap
last dvd bought? Eh the Trueman show
last time you said "i love you"? Eh.. last night I think
last time someone said "i love you"? Sunday i think.. might be wrong.. maybe yesterday. Im very lovable
last book read? Richard Pryors autobiography... no done yet
last food you ate? Steak and chips... with onion rings.
last time you drank alcohol? Sunday!
last annoyance? Neil Lennon...
last worry? whether im gonna get a job or not
last time you cried? Fuck knows... probably full of alcohol
last time you laughed? Today.. listenin to one of my workmates pishy jokes
What is the most important thing about the opposite sex to you? the ability to gives james rae iv sex.
If you could have any super powers, what would it be? I would wanna make birds orgasm by just looking at them.. oh aye.
How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? about 2... maybe 1.
What books have you pretended to read? Goosebumps books in school. Everyone thought they were good.. but I thought they were pish.. and just stared at the cover.. and dribbled
Favourite drinking game? Eh the one where u drink to roxanne BY STING.
Eh aye so anyway.
Im bored.. Just home from work and Im bored to the extreme already.
lol
Oh well
x
what is your middle name? I dont have one. Feel left out
If you could save three things from your burning home, what would they be? My mp3 Player, MAX (pet cockatiel) and Dunno... maybe My proclaimers tickets!
Have you ever been on tv? Im pretty sure my school were on a religious show.. and I was in the crowd
What do you find attractive in the opposite sex? Teeth and Smiles... must be nice.
what do you find un-attractive in the opposite sex? Having an STD
Describe your laugh: Irritating for everyone else
Do you have any special talents/party tricks? I can open bottles with my foreskin
Basic Info
name // James Rae IV
age // 19
birthdate // 04/12/86
birthplace // The Vale
location // The Vale
eye colour // i actually dont know.. and cant be bothered finding out
hair colour // a gingery contraption, involving other shades.. like a tabby cat
peircings // My lip
tattoos // A sperm on my arm... actually... but it wasnt meant to be a sperm.. but the tattooist has aids
height // About average i guess.
This/That
love/money // Money all the way.. fuck love
shower/bath // bath.. cause I dont have a choice
soap/body wash // Body wash... johnsons babywash... for washing my victims.
jeans/skirts // skirts... obv... and thats just for me
shoes/flip-flops // who wears flip flops?
red/yellow // neither... horrible colours.. blood .. or international gay colour
vodka/tequila // voddy
e-mail/phone call // Phoning.. I suck at typing
Have you ever
been drunk // Yes
been to a club // I have been to many a club.. Including a gay one once... im not gay
smoked // yes
did drugs // yes.... :)
stripped for money // I strip for free... In the nursery
been to another country // Aye shite wans.. like... bulgaria.. and england
dumped anyone // I have never used that word.
been dumped // Probably, when I was like... 13.. "Your pure dumped man"
had your heartbroke // No.. I just took a rennies
broken a heart // Nup... i dont think I have the ability.. u seen me!?
ate dirt // Apparently I once ate my own "dirt"... when i was like... 2.. apparently
Lasts
last hug? Lucy.. My dads dog
last kiss? Nikki
last purchase? Eh.. 2 papers this morning.. The Daily Rebel and The sun
last cd bought? The Streets - A grand dont come for free.. it was cheap
last dvd bought? Eh the Trueman show
last time you said "i love you"? Eh.. last night I think
last time someone said "i love you"? Sunday i think.. might be wrong.. maybe yesterday. Im very lovable
last book read? Richard Pryors autobiography... no done yet
last food you ate? Steak and chips... with onion rings.
last time you drank alcohol? Sunday!
last annoyance? Neil Lennon...
last worry? whether im gonna get a job or not
last time you cried? Fuck knows... probably full of alcohol
last time you laughed? Today.. listenin to one of my workmates pishy jokes
What is the most important thing about the opposite sex to you? the ability to gives james rae iv sex.
If you could have any super powers, what would it be? I would wanna make birds orgasm by just looking at them.. oh aye.
How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? about 2... maybe 1.
What books have you pretended to read? Goosebumps books in school. Everyone thought they were good.. but I thought they were pish.. and just stared at the cover.. and dribbled
Favourite drinking game? Eh the one where u drink to roxanne BY STING.
Eh aye so anyway.
Im bored.. Just home from work and Im bored to the extreme already.
lol
Oh well
x