Writer's Block: Smashed
I generally try not to be a violent person, but here I make exceptions: my mother's fucking cat. I HATE that cat. He's around 25 years old (human years), is insane, and shits and pisses literally everywhere in the house. Everytime I walk in the house I have to wear shoes or at least rubber-soled slippers because I don't like stepping in cat piss. There's no reason for this-he has 2 litter boxes that he ignores in favor of the floor. They are both cleaned daily. Cat food has not been changed, neither has the litter brand. There's no reason for this, he just stopped using the boxes one day and decided the floor was better. Do you know what's going to happen when they decide to sell their house? Not only is all the carpeting going to have to be replaced, but also the sub-flooring too, because cat piss has seeped through to it. You can't get that smell out, no matter what products you use! We've spent literally hundreds of dollars trying different things, and finally I asked a few different flooring people around here. They all said the same thing-gonna have to replace the subfloor. Fucking cat.