A new measurement of the proton particle shows that it is 0.00000000000003 millimetres smaller than previously thought.
Gizmodo That might not seem like much, but it turns out to be about a 4% shrinkage.
"it's a very serious discrepancy," pointing that "there is really something seriously wrong someplace." Jeff Flowers, a scientist with the National Physical Laboratory in the United Kingdom, said that this "is a significant shakeup and could mean a complete rethink of quantum electrodynamics, potentially opening the door to a new theory."
First Trigger's stuff corpse gets sold, then they shrink the proton. Next, Alan Greenspan will be coming out in favor of tax increases.
Oh, wait...