I came across a page with a bunch of six word stories. I wouldn't subject you to most of them, which kind of miss the boat. Here are those I thought were the best:
For sale: baby shoes, never used.
A man, a plan... fuck this!
Driving kids this way that way
Hold my beer and watch this.
It bit me! I feel different.
Finally home from Iraq. Still there.
Mars Rover discovers organism. Signal cut
You can't sit here, you're black.
Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news…"
I saw, darling, but do lie.
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
The above were taken from
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here.
Now, come up with your own! Below are mine:
The heist left just one clue.
The city was empty, televisions on.
Sign here and here for treatment.
Sudan continues to BRITNEY LOSES BABY!