simple conclusion
So I was watchin sex and the city...wait...I WAS WATCHIN SEX AND THE CITY! what is wrong with me?! lol anyways The main character (knowledge of the show isn't to great) is dating this new guy and they have sex on the third date, and it is just awful, and then on the fourth they try again and as expected the sex is awful once again. So here's what I got from this...
The first time two people have sex (outside of losing virginity) they should both be drunk. I mean the problem with first time sex romps, its mostly the akwardness. Then there are other factors such as, not being able to get it up, a girl not taking care of herself, or not being able to satisfy each other. I mean let's be honest, I think most people who have sober sex for the first time, feel akward and also fail one of the other categories. Being drunk just eliminates all of that!
For one being drunk eliminats all akwardness. Which is the biggest problem. I mean when your drunk you can just get as wild as you want the first time because both of your inhabations are lowered and you have nothing to lose or be embarrassed about! With that no fear attitude, talking dirty, different positions, and pleasing your partner all become acceptable and possible on this first time romp. Where as if you were sober you would probably say, "oh hun, I think I might love you" lol...and you'll most likely stick to the predictable first time position of missionary. On the opposing side (drunk) you probably say what ever came to your mind, and probably use varying positions. She would most likely follow suit. I swear I had more points when I first thought of this, but you get my point.
The moral of the story is....Get drunk...get fucked up...whatever you need to do to make that first experience with your future wife enjoyable. Why settle for less? Why settle for subpar sex? why settle for being sober? Enjoy two of the best things in the world, and enjoy them together!!
The first time two people have sex (outside of losing virginity) they should both be drunk. I mean the problem with first time sex romps, its mostly the akwardness. Then there are other factors such as, not being able to get it up, a girl not taking care of herself, or not being able to satisfy each other. I mean let's be honest, I think most people who have sober sex for the first time, feel akward and also fail one of the other categories. Being drunk just eliminates all of that!
For one being drunk eliminats all akwardness. Which is the biggest problem. I mean when your drunk you can just get as wild as you want the first time because both of your inhabations are lowered and you have nothing to lose or be embarrassed about! With that no fear attitude, talking dirty, different positions, and pleasing your partner all become acceptable and possible on this first time romp. Where as if you were sober you would probably say, "oh hun, I think I might love you" lol...and you'll most likely stick to the predictable first time position of missionary. On the opposing side (drunk) you probably say what ever came to your mind, and probably use varying positions. She would most likely follow suit. I swear I had more points when I first thought of this, but you get my point.
The moral of the story is....Get drunk...get fucked up...whatever you need to do to make that first experience with your future wife enjoyable. Why settle for less? Why settle for subpar sex? why settle for being sober? Enjoy two of the best things in the world, and enjoy them together!!