writers block is fuckin killin me...
I know I know, where the fuck have I been? The LJ world has been missing me I hear, and I'm sorry to say I have no excuse except for the fact that I have writers block. But I was sitting in class today and came up with a few ideas and thoughts that I figured I'd share.
The first thing I'd like to talk about is how full of shit every single college professor I have ever had is. I mean who the fuck do these people think they are? They fabricate the most ridiculous stories I've ever heard. I mean I have this teacher (who is prob. the best teacher ive ever had) but i swear to god he is personal friends with the president of ever country on the planet. One day he's talking about his friend the president of argentina and the next his boxer friend who lives in florida who he is constantly keeping in touch with because he is a good public speaker. What fuckin profesional athlete nevermind BOXER is a good public speaker! I mean these guys have been hit in the head so many times they can bearly say there own names. And not only is this boxer a good speaker but he also sparred with ali's daughter. I mean okay say thats true right? How bout this one...his first semester in college he received 3 f's and 2 c's yet when he graduated he was validictorian...THATS IMPOSSIBLE!! I mean he went to a prestigous college, someone there would get a 4.0 which there for he could never catch up...regardless he has a few lies but I talk to bruce (my rmmate) and his teacher tells more stories then a preschool teacher...listen to these...Supposedly Bruce's teacher climbed over the fence surrounding the white house and ran around like a mad man and all that happend to him was the secret service grabbed what was in his hand and told him to leave, c'mon!! You can't just run around on the lawn of the white house and not get arrested! The next story superman had to tell bruce and the class was that when he was a teacher in Texas he made a comment that supported blacks, and that night when he was at home relaxing three members of the KKK kicked his door down and put a shotgun to his head! Come to find out it was 3 students in his class who were part of the KKK….If I heard this story I would stand up and say FUCK YOU!!! It’s come to the point where I think these professors need to be called out, how much more of an extreme can they take it to?!
Another teacher I hate is my writing for sports teacher…I knew from day one when he told me he was a muhamed ali fan that I would hate him. He’s lived in Boston 33 years and isn’t a fan of the red sox. He is against us going to war, what an asshole. And all you others out there who are against war, I don’t care if you’re my best friend….YOU’RE A STUPID FUCK. Enough about teachers…
I was sitting in class and for some reason I was thinking about drive in movies. At first thought they are a brilliant idea and we often wonder why they went out like they did. The answer is pretty much right under our noses though. Guys…what do we all want in one form or another? PUSSY. Now pussy on a first date is more then likely your ultimate goal, so figure your first date is to a drive in movie and you guys are watching my big fat greek wedding to make her happy and she’s smiling away and your sittin there hoping you can get her in the back seat right…right. Well It’s a first date so your not gonna ask her to hop in the back with u, it has to be something that happens naturally if its gonna happen at all. But you know theres a center consol, a stick shift, and arm rest….theres always something right in the middle that is only gonna allow you to get a simple fuckin kiss…I mean if I wanted a fuckin kiss I’d go visit my mom. The movies were revolutionary simple because your naturally close to each other. True there and arm rest but right when you sit down you are practically 6 inches from each other. In a car like mine for example its about a 2 foot reach for a simple kiss. In my opinion which im sure is part factual, teens make up the largest audience of movie goers and unless your seeing a Arnold shwatzenager movie then your going there for that hott date of yours. So the drive in was slowly washed out because of the tough level of play it would take to actually get ass at one of these places. Plain and simple. You want to make millions? Make a movie theater with love seats and couches…And since movies theaters always seem to be cold, supply a blanket too. Garuntee to make millions.
You know what I hate about curry…side not sorry…its smaller then my high school. No joke we’ll be walking out of the café and someone will say who’s that girl I’ve never seen her before and then someone else will say yes you have she drives the red sebring convertible from new jersey license plate xyz123.…I mean theres such a lack of girls at this damn place that every girl you see someone in your crew knows ever single thing about her! Hey whos that girl I’ve never seen her before!!! Uhhh yeah you have, you saw her yesterday she just put her hair up and changed her shirt…she even has the same pants on….that’s the girl from New York. See our minds play tricks on us, its like being in the sahara desert and not knowing how to get out. You imagine water because you want it, you need it….well it’s the same with these girls…you sit back and tell yourself they are different someone you’ve never seen before because you can’t stand the fact that you see the same fuckin girls everyday just like you passed that same sand dune 3 hours ago. It's fuckin depressing...
Sorry for all my bitching….but I feel for all my boys out there who are sick of all the shit. Classes, bitches, u name it. It’s probably annoying the hell out of you.
“One for the money
Two for pussy and foreign cars
Three for Alize, niggaz deceased or behind bars”
He said it best…
The first thing I'd like to talk about is how full of shit every single college professor I have ever had is. I mean who the fuck do these people think they are? They fabricate the most ridiculous stories I've ever heard. I mean I have this teacher (who is prob. the best teacher ive ever had) but i swear to god he is personal friends with the president of ever country on the planet. One day he's talking about his friend the president of argentina and the next his boxer friend who lives in florida who he is constantly keeping in touch with because he is a good public speaker. What fuckin profesional athlete nevermind BOXER is a good public speaker! I mean these guys have been hit in the head so many times they can bearly say there own names. And not only is this boxer a good speaker but he also sparred with ali's daughter. I mean okay say thats true right? How bout this one...his first semester in college he received 3 f's and 2 c's yet when he graduated he was validictorian...THATS IMPOSSIBLE!! I mean he went to a prestigous college, someone there would get a 4.0 which there for he could never catch up...regardless he has a few lies but I talk to bruce (my rmmate) and his teacher tells more stories then a preschool teacher...listen to these...Supposedly Bruce's teacher climbed over the fence surrounding the white house and ran around like a mad man and all that happend to him was the secret service grabbed what was in his hand and told him to leave, c'mon!! You can't just run around on the lawn of the white house and not get arrested! The next story superman had to tell bruce and the class was that when he was a teacher in Texas he made a comment that supported blacks, and that night when he was at home relaxing three members of the KKK kicked his door down and put a shotgun to his head! Come to find out it was 3 students in his class who were part of the KKK….If I heard this story I would stand up and say FUCK YOU!!! It’s come to the point where I think these professors need to be called out, how much more of an extreme can they take it to?!
Another teacher I hate is my writing for sports teacher…I knew from day one when he told me he was a muhamed ali fan that I would hate him. He’s lived in Boston 33 years and isn’t a fan of the red sox. He is against us going to war, what an asshole. And all you others out there who are against war, I don’t care if you’re my best friend….YOU’RE A STUPID FUCK. Enough about teachers…
I was sitting in class and for some reason I was thinking about drive in movies. At first thought they are a brilliant idea and we often wonder why they went out like they did. The answer is pretty much right under our noses though. Guys…what do we all want in one form or another? PUSSY. Now pussy on a first date is more then likely your ultimate goal, so figure your first date is to a drive in movie and you guys are watching my big fat greek wedding to make her happy and she’s smiling away and your sittin there hoping you can get her in the back seat right…right. Well It’s a first date so your not gonna ask her to hop in the back with u, it has to be something that happens naturally if its gonna happen at all. But you know theres a center consol, a stick shift, and arm rest….theres always something right in the middle that is only gonna allow you to get a simple fuckin kiss…I mean if I wanted a fuckin kiss I’d go visit my mom. The movies were revolutionary simple because your naturally close to each other. True there and arm rest but right when you sit down you are practically 6 inches from each other. In a car like mine for example its about a 2 foot reach for a simple kiss. In my opinion which im sure is part factual, teens make up the largest audience of movie goers and unless your seeing a Arnold shwatzenager movie then your going there for that hott date of yours. So the drive in was slowly washed out because of the tough level of play it would take to actually get ass at one of these places. Plain and simple. You want to make millions? Make a movie theater with love seats and couches…And since movies theaters always seem to be cold, supply a blanket too. Garuntee to make millions.
You know what I hate about curry…side not sorry…its smaller then my high school. No joke we’ll be walking out of the café and someone will say who’s that girl I’ve never seen her before and then someone else will say yes you have she drives the red sebring convertible from new jersey license plate xyz123.…I mean theres such a lack of girls at this damn place that every girl you see someone in your crew knows ever single thing about her! Hey whos that girl I’ve never seen her before!!! Uhhh yeah you have, you saw her yesterday she just put her hair up and changed her shirt…she even has the same pants on….that’s the girl from New York. See our minds play tricks on us, its like being in the sahara desert and not knowing how to get out. You imagine water because you want it, you need it….well it’s the same with these girls…you sit back and tell yourself they are different someone you’ve never seen before because you can’t stand the fact that you see the same fuckin girls everyday just like you passed that same sand dune 3 hours ago. It's fuckin depressing...
Sorry for all my bitching….but I feel for all my boys out there who are sick of all the shit. Classes, bitches, u name it. It’s probably annoying the hell out of you.
“One for the money
Two for pussy and foreign cars
Three for Alize, niggaz deceased or behind bars”
He said it best…