It's been awhile...
Well monday was the day, and a storm was coming in. Massive amounts of snow were expected to cover the ground within hours. I woke up around 12 expecting the ground to be clear for another few hours, to my suprise I woke up to an alaskan landscape. here's a quick convo I had with my boy craig during the storm which I thought was a riot.
cfkillabee: Ha christ its snowing by the foot
xxjpxx9: hahaha i just saw a tornado and the abonibal snowman
cfkillabe: hahahahahahahhahaha
xxjpxx9: lol
cfkillabee: I just saw four eskimos ice fishing outside the door
xxjpxx9: hahahaha
That conversations pretty much explains it all. Monday nite I went Ice fishing, built and igloo and went cross country skiing. On a more serious note I did get really fucked up that nite. Drank a few beers, then went out to someone car and smoked four bowls, then had a few more beers, then smoked two more bowls, all in all a pretty good snow day.
So thursday rolls around and of course we stay in because everyone is to much of a pussy to go out. "Its cold, its cold" Whaaaa fuckin whaaa you fuckin pussies!!! No names mentioned scott but christ grow a set!! So of course we start drinking like always in our rooms. Then go next door to play some beruit in marks room. Of course since we do this every wk RA's are starting to catch on so they knock once and we dont stop and they come back a second time and for about the third time this year I jumped right out the fuckin window. Sludging through the snow out side was tough, but well worth it if i avoided being written up. Unfortunatly everyone else in the room didn't get written up so I jumped for nothing. I think I need to relax on my daring escapes. Seems like everytime I walk into a room im looking for a back way out, I feel like matt damon in bourne identity. That wasn't the funny part of the nite though, the funniest part was bruce, listen to this situation from late thursday nite.
EHHHHHH EHHHHHH EHHHHHH (The fire alarm is going off at 4am)
JP: Yo Bruce, Yo Bruce (kick his bed above me) YO BRUCE!!!
Bruce: (wakes up) WHAT?!! (Picks up TV remote and shuts off TV) What the fuck why wont it shut off? (trying to shut the fire alarm off with the tv remote)
JP: (I get out of bed and turn on the lite) Bruce, Fuckin Idiot!
Bruce: (comes to reality) Holy shit fire alarm man... (Realizing how retarted what he did was)
LOL one of the funniest things thats every happend to me at curry, the kid really thought he could shut the fuckin fire alarm off.
--Friday--
Well the day couldnt have came soon enough, we were heading to andrews house in sturbridge mass for a little fiesta and I anxiously awaited like a kid on christmas eve. So we roll up around 6 and start the party of early but I quickly realize if I keep drinking at this rate i could be drunk by 6:05. So we chill a little bit and get drunk by 7:00. A solid hour of drinking, then some smoking and I was bombed. But I couldn't leave now, and christ "mission underpants" had yet to be acomplished. They call us spooky three. Ill Will, Bruce and I, and undercover operations group who specialize in breaking and entering. Red fox to grey squirell time to move in. Copy! hey tomohawk u hear that? Copy, over and out. We rendezvous (RON DEY VIEW, for you people who can't read,lol) at the kitchen table and go over the plans. I quick 5 yard sprint passed the living room, avoid all eye contact, summersalt to the bedroom door, and enter the bedroom with silence, stealth mode. We came across a slight problem that we were un-prepaired for. Ill will forgot his flashlight so we were stuck with out light. We couldn't turn the light on and risk blowing our cover, so we sat in the dark like soldiers at war, thinking of a solution. THE LIGHT GOES ON!! not in the room but above our heads. Use the light from our cell phones!! Luckyly my phone is as bright as the sun on a summer day and lit the room well. Draw by draw we go through andrews moms dresser (shes a milf!!!) finding granny panties and some socks. Nothing like we expected. Dildos, vibrators, strap ons, we expected it all but to our dismay found nothing of that sort. UNTIL! DUN DUN DUN! We go into the bedroom bathroom. Laundry basket, BINGO!! Ill will rips apart the laundry basket like its a present on christmas and thats when I notice it at the bottom of the basket. A skimpy piece of under. hmmmm I think, and then everyone reaches for it at the same time. I happen to get my paws on it and hold it up, will yells out ITS A THONG!! and we erupt with laughter. Will expresses his need to change his pants but says he can wait and just at the moment the door to the bed room opens and we're BUSTED! what the fuck are you guys doing?! get out of my moms room?! Ahh nothing andrew, just um...going to the bathroom...lol
Well I must say that was a fuckin funny experience but nothing tops the ride down to sturbridge which I'll explain now.
--the ride--
So Mike, mark and I are cruisin down in mikes whip and bruce and ill will are in bruces car. Mike tells me he got some green for the party and tells me he needs to break it up and roll a blunt. So of course im like yeah cool, do it up. Not thinking that mike would come up with the idea of doing while he's driving. "Take the wheel JP" ha, alright so I take the wheel as we're cruisin at 75mph and he starts breaking up the weed and starts to roll the blunt. So I get the brilliant idea to tell mike to speed up so we can get side by side with bruce. Here's the convo:
(Motion for bruce to roll down his window)
JP: Yo, we're rolling a blunt!
Bruce" WHAT?!!
JP: Mikes rolling a blunt and im driving!!
Bruce: Jesus! (or summin like that)
That is when I realized that mike was rolling the blunt and I was having a full conversation with bruce but no one was watching the road and mike had the car going 80 as I was controlling the car. I didn't realize how retarted that was until later that nite when we all laughed for a long time about it. actually a really good memory, summin I wont forget for a long time.
One other notable about Friday was on part of our adventure to andrews me and mike switched seats on the mass pike. and I quote mark as saying "Christ you guys are doing a chineese fire truck, I mean fire escape, wait what the fuck is it called?" lol chineese fire drill mark. FUCKIN FIRE TRUCK HE SAID!! lol.
-Saturday (finally)--
We all head into beacon hill for Meg's 20th birthday!! Happy Bday meg!! Your first shout out in the LJ!! anyways! We had a keg of bud light and 2 handles of vodka mixed with some juiece to make a very tasty jungle juice. I must say I really had a great time at this party but there wasn't any notables really. Not one thing stands out. There were about 15 people there and we had the keg tapped and the two handles gone by 12 and started around 9. So it was a pretty impressive drinking night. A few people puked, but everyone did AT LEAST two keg stands. Scott, Bruce, Chris and I all had at least one keg stand that was a good ten seconds long, which really get ya going once ya get down. Scott also slipped on the keg and fell foward and almost died, he might have broken a nail but like i said above he's trying to grow a set. lol jk scott. Anyways Meg I hope your birthday was great! I had a good time thank you.
Last but not least I saw the fight of a lifetime. Mike tyson fought on showtime this wknd and knocked the guys block off in 49 seconds, but I'll tell you it didnt compare to the battle of Ill Will vs. Mark trowbridge I. I threw the basketball off of marks back and he quickly turns around and shoves will because his beer balls have kicked in. Will pushed him back and tells him he's not gonna let him push him again. Mark decides to push will again and will goes ILL and swings and bust marks lip open and mark falls to the ground. Billy falls with him and as he falls his arm get stuck under mark, once he frees his arm from marks grip he punches him in the head a few times and mark gets up telling will he was only kidding and brushes hip lip to see the blood on his hand. Thats when I step in and tell will to leave the room. Soon after the fight I interviewed will and he said that mark was a fuckin pussy who cant handle his own and thinks he's tough but really FIGHT LIKE A GIRL! Then I interviewed mark and he said that Ill will cheap shotted him. So im sure we can Expect Ill vs. Mark II. Oh yeah i was just kidding about the interviews but the fight was real, lol. Proabably pissed mark and will off for a minute. One real quote was this "When I had my arm under mark it was like trying to pull your arm out of a sharks mouth, I was pulling with all my might but the pressure from his steak bomb body weight wouldnt let me free. I need to go to canton club more." Work those biceps Will. Tell me when the rematch is, I'll film this one.
Speaking of filming... Im hitting up UCONN spring wknd on my birthday. Good damn what a day to have your birthday on. Max says ill be treated like royalty. I should hope so. Oh and 50 cent is gonna be there, so I can really party like its my BIRFDAY!!!
cfkillabee: Ha christ its snowing by the foot
xxjpxx9: hahaha i just saw a tornado and the abonibal snowman
cfkillabe: hahahahahahahhahaha
xxjpxx9: lol
cfkillabee: I just saw four eskimos ice fishing outside the door
xxjpxx9: hahahaha
That conversations pretty much explains it all. Monday nite I went Ice fishing, built and igloo and went cross country skiing. On a more serious note I did get really fucked up that nite. Drank a few beers, then went out to someone car and smoked four bowls, then had a few more beers, then smoked two more bowls, all in all a pretty good snow day.
So thursday rolls around and of course we stay in because everyone is to much of a pussy to go out. "Its cold, its cold" Whaaaa fuckin whaaa you fuckin pussies!!! No names mentioned scott but christ grow a set!! So of course we start drinking like always in our rooms. Then go next door to play some beruit in marks room. Of course since we do this every wk RA's are starting to catch on so they knock once and we dont stop and they come back a second time and for about the third time this year I jumped right out the fuckin window. Sludging through the snow out side was tough, but well worth it if i avoided being written up. Unfortunatly everyone else in the room didn't get written up so I jumped for nothing. I think I need to relax on my daring escapes. Seems like everytime I walk into a room im looking for a back way out, I feel like matt damon in bourne identity. That wasn't the funny part of the nite though, the funniest part was bruce, listen to this situation from late thursday nite.
EHHHHHH EHHHHHH EHHHHHH (The fire alarm is going off at 4am)
JP: Yo Bruce, Yo Bruce (kick his bed above me) YO BRUCE!!!
Bruce: (wakes up) WHAT?!! (Picks up TV remote and shuts off TV) What the fuck why wont it shut off? (trying to shut the fire alarm off with the tv remote)
JP: (I get out of bed and turn on the lite) Bruce, Fuckin Idiot!
Bruce: (comes to reality) Holy shit fire alarm man... (Realizing how retarted what he did was)
LOL one of the funniest things thats every happend to me at curry, the kid really thought he could shut the fuckin fire alarm off.
--Friday--
Well the day couldnt have came soon enough, we were heading to andrews house in sturbridge mass for a little fiesta and I anxiously awaited like a kid on christmas eve. So we roll up around 6 and start the party of early but I quickly realize if I keep drinking at this rate i could be drunk by 6:05. So we chill a little bit and get drunk by 7:00. A solid hour of drinking, then some smoking and I was bombed. But I couldn't leave now, and christ "mission underpants" had yet to be acomplished. They call us spooky three. Ill Will, Bruce and I, and undercover operations group who specialize in breaking and entering. Red fox to grey squirell time to move in. Copy! hey tomohawk u hear that? Copy, over and out. We rendezvous (RON DEY VIEW, for you people who can't read,lol) at the kitchen table and go over the plans. I quick 5 yard sprint passed the living room, avoid all eye contact, summersalt to the bedroom door, and enter the bedroom with silence, stealth mode. We came across a slight problem that we were un-prepaired for. Ill will forgot his flashlight so we were stuck with out light. We couldn't turn the light on and risk blowing our cover, so we sat in the dark like soldiers at war, thinking of a solution. THE LIGHT GOES ON!! not in the room but above our heads. Use the light from our cell phones!! Luckyly my phone is as bright as the sun on a summer day and lit the room well. Draw by draw we go through andrews moms dresser (shes a milf!!!) finding granny panties and some socks. Nothing like we expected. Dildos, vibrators, strap ons, we expected it all but to our dismay found nothing of that sort. UNTIL! DUN DUN DUN! We go into the bedroom bathroom. Laundry basket, BINGO!! Ill will rips apart the laundry basket like its a present on christmas and thats when I notice it at the bottom of the basket. A skimpy piece of under. hmmmm I think, and then everyone reaches for it at the same time. I happen to get my paws on it and hold it up, will yells out ITS A THONG!! and we erupt with laughter. Will expresses his need to change his pants but says he can wait and just at the moment the door to the bed room opens and we're BUSTED! what the fuck are you guys doing?! get out of my moms room?! Ahh nothing andrew, just um...going to the bathroom...lol
Well I must say that was a fuckin funny experience but nothing tops the ride down to sturbridge which I'll explain now.
--the ride--
So Mike, mark and I are cruisin down in mikes whip and bruce and ill will are in bruces car. Mike tells me he got some green for the party and tells me he needs to break it up and roll a blunt. So of course im like yeah cool, do it up. Not thinking that mike would come up with the idea of doing while he's driving. "Take the wheel JP" ha, alright so I take the wheel as we're cruisin at 75mph and he starts breaking up the weed and starts to roll the blunt. So I get the brilliant idea to tell mike to speed up so we can get side by side with bruce. Here's the convo:
(Motion for bruce to roll down his window)
JP: Yo, we're rolling a blunt!
Bruce" WHAT?!!
JP: Mikes rolling a blunt and im driving!!
Bruce: Jesus! (or summin like that)
That is when I realized that mike was rolling the blunt and I was having a full conversation with bruce but no one was watching the road and mike had the car going 80 as I was controlling the car. I didn't realize how retarted that was until later that nite when we all laughed for a long time about it. actually a really good memory, summin I wont forget for a long time.
One other notable about Friday was on part of our adventure to andrews me and mike switched seats on the mass pike. and I quote mark as saying "Christ you guys are doing a chineese fire truck, I mean fire escape, wait what the fuck is it called?" lol chineese fire drill mark. FUCKIN FIRE TRUCK HE SAID!! lol.
-Saturday (finally)--
We all head into beacon hill for Meg's 20th birthday!! Happy Bday meg!! Your first shout out in the LJ!! anyways! We had a keg of bud light and 2 handles of vodka mixed with some juiece to make a very tasty jungle juice. I must say I really had a great time at this party but there wasn't any notables really. Not one thing stands out. There were about 15 people there and we had the keg tapped and the two handles gone by 12 and started around 9. So it was a pretty impressive drinking night. A few people puked, but everyone did AT LEAST two keg stands. Scott, Bruce, Chris and I all had at least one keg stand that was a good ten seconds long, which really get ya going once ya get down. Scott also slipped on the keg and fell foward and almost died, he might have broken a nail but like i said above he's trying to grow a set. lol jk scott. Anyways Meg I hope your birthday was great! I had a good time thank you.
Last but not least I saw the fight of a lifetime. Mike tyson fought on showtime this wknd and knocked the guys block off in 49 seconds, but I'll tell you it didnt compare to the battle of Ill Will vs. Mark trowbridge I. I threw the basketball off of marks back and he quickly turns around and shoves will because his beer balls have kicked in. Will pushed him back and tells him he's not gonna let him push him again. Mark decides to push will again and will goes ILL and swings and bust marks lip open and mark falls to the ground. Billy falls with him and as he falls his arm get stuck under mark, once he frees his arm from marks grip he punches him in the head a few times and mark gets up telling will he was only kidding and brushes hip lip to see the blood on his hand. Thats when I step in and tell will to leave the room. Soon after the fight I interviewed will and he said that mark was a fuckin pussy who cant handle his own and thinks he's tough but really FIGHT LIKE A GIRL! Then I interviewed mark and he said that Ill will cheap shotted him. So im sure we can Expect Ill vs. Mark II. Oh yeah i was just kidding about the interviews but the fight was real, lol. Proabably pissed mark and will off for a minute. One real quote was this "When I had my arm under mark it was like trying to pull your arm out of a sharks mouth, I was pulling with all my might but the pressure from his steak bomb body weight wouldnt let me free. I need to go to canton club more." Work those biceps Will. Tell me when the rematch is, I'll film this one.
Speaking of filming... Im hitting up UCONN spring wknd on my birthday. Good damn what a day to have your birthday on. Max says ill be treated like royalty. I should hope so. Oh and 50 cent is gonna be there, so I can really party like its my BIRFDAY!!!