Yes I bought a new vibrator and I'm going to talk about it, sort of.
This weekend Babeland was having a 20% off everything sale, and I bought one of these (and I got a free vibrating duck for donating $5 to somethingsomething K-12 sexual education something--FREE TOY)
Having no opinions on the toy itself yet since it has to charge up on its little base before being usable, I would instead like to share with you some choice "warnings" from the manual:
--This product is designed for household use only. Do not use charging base outdoors.
--Close supervision is necessary when this product is used by, on or near children, invalids or disabled persons.
--Use this product only for its intended purpose as described in this manual.
--Do not use on unexplained calf pain.
--Never use the product while sleeping
--Always avoid contact with the eye or eyelid.
--Do not massage the upper neck area near the base of the skull.
--Do not use this product as a substitute for medical attention.
So... I can't use my "personal massager" as a massager, huh? Buuu, and I was really looking forward to using this to treat my broken leg and unexplained calf pain while sleeping outdoors! ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE WAY?
Having no opinions on the toy itself yet since it has to charge up on its little base before being usable, I would instead like to share with you some choice "warnings" from the manual:
--This product is designed for household use only. Do not use charging base outdoors.
--Close supervision is necessary when this product is used by, on or near children, invalids or disabled persons.
--Use this product only for its intended purpose as described in this manual.
--Do not use on unexplained calf pain.
--Never use the product while sleeping
--Always avoid contact with the eye or eyelid.
--Do not massage the upper neck area near the base of the skull.
--Do not use this product as a substitute for medical attention.
So... I can't use my "personal massager" as a massager, huh? Buuu, and I was really looking forward to using this to treat my broken leg and unexplained calf pain while sleeping outdoors! ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE WAY?