Off the Ground
I'd nearly forgotten about this bloody journal again. Too much on my plate as usual including overseeing all the work on Anthology and Get Back and trying to make babies with My Best Girl and counting all my money from the tours and the Back In the USA album and related DVD and other merchandise. It's very tough being me, you know. Work on Get Back is going well though. Ritch seems very happy with it or so he keeps telling journalists and since he's the other one of those other three blokes left, his opinion is as good as any. Nell seems to like it too. Everyone will love it once they hear my production of it vs. Phil the Pill's. All those bloody violins and girlie singers. As if I'd ever produce anything that sounded that treacle! If there's one thing I'll never forgive John for, it's letting Spector get his filthy little hands on my work. I'm bloody well hope there is a special circle in hell dedicated to people who do that to their mates. Not to mention those blokes who marry soul stealing sushi sucking demon women from Japan. I'm bloody sure that using Phil Spector was probably HER idea in the first place.
My stella_nina is going to make me a grandad again. I'm dead chuffed about that. So is my Best Girl. We're still hoping for one of our own, of course. I've already told Heather it's okay if she wants to adopt a baby instead. We're still trying for a real one, of course. It's so much nicer that way. It always is.
Hopefully you'll all see and hear me at the Tribute Concert for my little baby brother very soon. Olivia and Dhani haven't decided when they're releasing it yet. I just hope they move up my credit like I asked them to. Bloody cheek of that Clapton to be listed first after all I did for George over the years. I never stole his wife, now did I? Of course, that Olivia looks pretty good to me now and there is that old Biblical rule about taking care of your brother's widow and all that so I might have to look into that situation. I bet I could beat Peter and Harry Harrison in a fight over Olivia any day. I could even buy her a house in Utah. Hmmmmm. I'll have to think about this a bit more. I wonder if we could get around the laws at all.
Speaking of laws, I'm happy to see my old mate petetownshend now has a journal and that he was found innocent of all that child pornography rubbish. I knew he was innocent. I was just days away from making a public statement about it when the good news came out. So he didn't need my help after all.
It's time for brekke and my Best Girl is calling me to do some morning exercise. Hopefully I'll manage to keep up with this silly thing a bit more now that I'm back in London for the duration.
My stella_nina is going to make me a grandad again. I'm dead chuffed about that. So is my Best Girl. We're still hoping for one of our own, of course. I've already told Heather it's okay if she wants to adopt a baby instead. We're still trying for a real one, of course. It's so much nicer that way. It always is.
Hopefully you'll all see and hear me at the Tribute Concert for my little baby brother very soon. Olivia and Dhani haven't decided when they're releasing it yet. I just hope they move up my credit like I asked them to. Bloody cheek of that Clapton to be listed first after all I did for George over the years. I never stole his wife, now did I? Of course, that Olivia looks pretty good to me now and there is that old Biblical rule about taking care of your brother's widow and all that so I might have to look into that situation. I bet I could beat Peter and Harry Harrison in a fight over Olivia any day. I could even buy her a house in Utah. Hmmmmm. I'll have to think about this a bit more. I wonder if we could get around the laws at all.
Speaking of laws, I'm happy to see my old mate petetownshend now has a journal and that he was found innocent of all that child pornography rubbish. I knew he was innocent. I was just days away from making a public statement about it when the good news came out. So he didn't need my help after all.
It's time for brekke and my Best Girl is calling me to do some morning exercise. Hopefully I'll manage to keep up with this silly thing a bit more now that I'm back in London for the duration.