When you live in New York, you get great acts on your morning news program like Miley Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, or The Jonas Brothers (who think celebrity and celibate are derived from the same word...) who come on your show and give a great performance.
When you live in Tupelo, Mississippi, the talent is a little more want to come by. So, you settle. And this is what you get:
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I like how the skinny guy is happy about "no mo' pancakes." The fat chick doesn't look too thrilled about the prospect of "no mo' sugar and rice."