Think of the children!
Well, it would appear my estimate was rather underestimated, and Ernestine is the mother of seventy seven darling blade bunnies. I am curious to see if Phyllis will have as much luck next month, but I will find out in due time, I suppose.
Of course, this means, dear Hervey, since you missed the delivery, going back on your sworn world like the cold-hearted, cross-dressing sc cretin you sometimes are, that you shall have to make it up to each and every one of them by being the godfather to all of them. And assisting with the naming. I am open to suggestions for any names at all, but if I run out, I will simply give them numbers. I was a number myself: 39. It was not until I met Miss Yun did I receive a proper name, as did many of my other companions. Naming children is rather taxing, and they skitter off to their own devices once they reach a certain age anyhow.
However, with the hot August weather, most of the grasses have turned a brittle yellow, which is most unsuitable for all my children, born and unborn. Donations of heartfelt charity would be most appreciated.
Of course, this means, dear Hervey, since you missed the delivery, going back on your sworn world like the cold-hearted, cross-dressing sc cretin you sometimes are, that you shall have to make it up to each and every one of them by being the godfather to all of them. And assisting with the naming. I am open to suggestions for any names at all, but if I run out, I will simply give them numbers. I was a number myself: 39. It was not until I met Miss Yun did I receive a proper name, as did many of my other companions. Naming children is rather taxing, and they skitter off to their own devices once they reach a certain age anyhow.
However, with the hot August weather, most of the grasses have turned a brittle yellow, which is most unsuitable for all my children, born and unborn. Donations of heartfelt charity would be most appreciated.