Hark!
It has recently come to my attention that a delightful cultural activity involving the arrangement of our Mother Nature's plentiful flora, otherwise nobly dubbed "Ikebana," will commence forth come the warmer reborn airs of spring. Lacking the curious appendage of an opposable thumb, it is with a heavy heart that I doth declareth that I shall be unable to grant my charitable services for this most lighthearted sport. However, if the circumstances permiteth those of a quick-hand to secure in their keeping a few sprigs of stray greenery that may not be donated for the noble cause of Ikebana, my heart will henceforth be much professed to whomever fulfills my request.