Learning how not to be a lazy shit.
Ain't nothing sexier than a man who knows how to change a tyre.
At least I got some sort of consolation for finding out that my tyre had blown while out furniture shopping on the weekend. Not the best day to have to change a tire, since it basically rained all day, but at least Ken was with me and one of us (Ken) had done this before. I probably should have payed more attention when my dad was showing me how to do important car things, but I'm fairly sure I was too busy rolling my eyes and saying, "If this ever happens, I'm just going to call you." Despite the fact that my dad spends more time on a plane than in the same country as me. Yeh..I really thought that one through. On the up side, I now know how to change a tire (or I can call Ken).
In celebration of Ken's birthday, I also reached a new milestone in my life; I have made my first dessert. I know what you're thinking: you huge lazy shit, how have you never even baked a cake for your mum?? Well, in my defence, my mum loves all forms of cooking and finds more enjoyment in baking cakes than actually eating them. So to answer you, yes, I have been a huge lazy shit when it comes to cooking.
I think Ken was expecting a cake, but 1) I figure I should start with something extremely easy, and 2) I didn't get around to cleaning the oven (evidently I am still a lazy shit). He can get a cake next year when he turns 30, I'll even make a chocolate plaque that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN." Hopefully I'll have cleaned the oven by then.
At least I got some sort of consolation for finding out that my tyre had blown while out furniture shopping on the weekend. Not the best day to have to change a tire, since it basically rained all day, but at least Ken was with me and one of us (Ken) had done this before. I probably should have payed more attention when my dad was showing me how to do important car things, but I'm fairly sure I was too busy rolling my eyes and saying, "If this ever happens, I'm just going to call you." Despite the fact that my dad spends more time on a plane than in the same country as me. Yeh..I really thought that one through. On the up side, I now know how to change a tire (or I can call Ken).
In celebration of Ken's birthday, I also reached a new milestone in my life; I have made my first dessert. I know what you're thinking: you huge lazy shit, how have you never even baked a cake for your mum?? Well, in my defence, my mum loves all forms of cooking and finds more enjoyment in baking cakes than actually eating them. So to answer you, yes, I have been a huge lazy shit when it comes to cooking.
I think Ken was expecting a cake, but 1) I figure I should start with something extremely easy, and 2) I didn't get around to cleaning the oven (evidently I am still a lazy shit). He can get a cake next year when he turns 30, I'll even make a chocolate plaque that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN." Hopefully I'll have cleaned the oven by then.