How jealous are you?
I get both of these.
Inka looks fat, but it's only because she likes getting her neck rubbed so much that she relaxes and slumps forward into a tiny ball of fur. I'm surprised she hasn't started packing on the weight yet, considering she's eaten all my shoes and bags. We let her run around the bedroom and she's only ever interesting in chewing on my possessions. Ken just laughs, but he better wait for the day when she ruins his favourite jeans.
Urgh, so much love.