Screw you, Darren Criss, you have ruined my life..
Stuffing chocolate buttons into my mouth to drown the fact that I am actually the most embarassing person on this planet.
My mum walks into the room to find me drooling over this.
Obviously she's figured out by now that Darren Criss is not my boyfriend.
In an attempt to hide the fact that she has, once again, caught me and my perverted, stalkerish ways, I quickly click the desktop button. So then she gets a good look at my wallpaper.
Then she looks at me and says, "You're never going to get married."
FOREVER ALONE.
My mum walks into the room to find me drooling over this.
Obviously she's figured out by now that Darren Criss is not my boyfriend.
In an attempt to hide the fact that she has, once again, caught me and my perverted, stalkerish ways, I quickly click the desktop button. So then she gets a good look at my wallpaper.
Then she looks at me and says, "You're never going to get married."
FOREVER ALONE.