The fine line between fan and stalker..
Yesterday this beautiful boy turned 21.
This:
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Mentally dating a celebrity that has no idea you exist.
would be completely relevant right now, considering that Chris Colfer has no idea of my existence (thank God, really, because if he did that would make me a stalker), but unfortuantely he is gay and I have the wrong plumbing. However, like the tag says, he is my precious precious baby and I want to rock him from side to side. Therefore, 21st birthday celebrations on behalf of him were completely necessary.
That's why Michelle and I drank a bottle of wine last night, BECAUSE CHRIS COLFER WOULD HAVE WANTED US TO AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOTTLE LYING AROUND.
We cooked leek and mushroom pasta, which turned out really well considering how drunk we got as time progressed. Although I'm pretty sure that's due to Jamie Oliver's fool-proof recipe as opposed to our cooking skills. Then Fannie Farmer helped us make peanut butter cookies, because through the drunken haze baking seemed like a really great idea. Like Michelle said, there's much worse things we could do when drunk. That girl, she's so wise even with alcohol in her.
Oprah, Julie and Julia were also involved, but they turned out to be huge buzzkills.
OH YOU, TAKE MY GIRL COOTIES.
This:
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Mentally dating a celebrity that has no idea you exist.
would be completely relevant right now, considering that Chris Colfer has no idea of my existence (thank God, really, because if he did that would make me a stalker), but unfortuantely he is gay and I have the wrong plumbing. However, like the tag says, he is my precious precious baby and I want to rock him from side to side. Therefore, 21st birthday celebrations on behalf of him were completely necessary.
That's why Michelle and I drank a bottle of wine last night, BECAUSE CHRIS COLFER WOULD HAVE WANTED US TO AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOTTLE LYING AROUND.
We cooked leek and mushroom pasta, which turned out really well considering how drunk we got as time progressed. Although I'm pretty sure that's due to Jamie Oliver's fool-proof recipe as opposed to our cooking skills. Then Fannie Farmer helped us make peanut butter cookies, because through the drunken haze baking seemed like a really great idea. Like Michelle said, there's much worse things we could do when drunk. That girl, she's so wise even with alcohol in her.
Oprah, Julie and Julia were also involved, but they turned out to be huge buzzkills.
OH YOU, TAKE MY GIRL COOTIES.