Jumbled thoughts..

[jozae]

Not feeling very coherent today.

1. Wore a mini-skirt to university because blue skies remind me that I'm a girl. Asked one of the tutors a question and caught him staring at my legs instead of my face.
   
   
2. Saw a man that looked exactly like Kernal Sanders from KFC. He had perfectly shaped hair and beard, thick glasses and was wearing a suit. Am now convinced Kernal Sanders faked his death and is hiding out in Australia. Should have asked him about the secret recipe.
   
   
3. My gorgeous friend got married last Sunday.
   
   
   
   Since most of you aren't asian, I feel obliged to point out that the reason she's wearing red is not because she's a scarlett woman, but because red is a symbol of good luck. White, on the otherhand, is worn at funerals.
   
   
   
   
   
   Wore this amazing tangerine orange Lisa Ho dress. It cost me a trillion dollars and I should sell it because I'm probably never going to wear it again. But..IT'S JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL. Also, getting a Lisa Ho dress has pretty much being my dream since I was 12 and started wishing that we were related, because we share the same last name.
   
   
4. May or may not have just unearthed an intense fear of matrimony, which I have been harbouring my entire life despite all my love for Austen and Gaskell. During the vows, exchanging of rings and signing of the register in Point 3, I was torn between thinking Oh God, isn't this awfully romantic and HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE, RUN, RUN FAST. As someone who's been planning their future wedding for the past 10 years, apparently I really, really don't want to get married any time soon.