Weird thoughts
So today I'm at this baby shower...which I gotta say is not my most favorite thing to do...and it strikes me as odd. One I'm at a baby shower for I woman I've known since I was 14. There are a variety of people around me whom I've hung out with on a number of occassions...most of those times I was drunk...it seems like a lifetime ago that I lived like that...and really until I'm with those people I don't even remember that my nickname used to be 'whorelips'...don't ask. :p
On another note I'm there with another old friend of mine and her 8 mth old son who has decided to play shy...but not with me. In fact he can't seem to get enough of me...I don't know what it is but I always feel on top of the world when a baby cuddles me...especially when it's not my own...oh wait I don't have any kids...it's never been my own...silly me. Anyway he was all cuddly and wouldn't go to anyone else...sometimes not even his mom! I am QUEEN AUNTIE! Of course now my arms feel like jelly because I've been carrying him all day...I don't know how my friend does it...she must have huge guns or something. My arms are killin' me!
I found out my friend's sister (the one throwing the shower) is pregnant with her second child...when did everyone grow up on me?? I wonder if I'll ever grow up and have babies of my own... Nah, I gotta teach in China, have a birthday in Spain and visit Australia first...
Oh yeah and there's that pesky thing with finding a man too...not much luck there...oh well I'll settle for super Auntie...this works for me.
Oh yeah and another thing...I finally learned to drive standard..I don't like it so much yet...but I can do it...I didn't stall once on my way home today, which is a feat for me.
If you read this far...you're more bored than I am.
On another note I'm there with another old friend of mine and her 8 mth old son who has decided to play shy...but not with me. In fact he can't seem to get enough of me...I don't know what it is but I always feel on top of the world when a baby cuddles me...especially when it's not my own...oh wait I don't have any kids...it's never been my own...silly me. Anyway he was all cuddly and wouldn't go to anyone else...sometimes not even his mom! I am QUEEN AUNTIE! Of course now my arms feel like jelly because I've been carrying him all day...I don't know how my friend does it...she must have huge guns or something. My arms are killin' me!
I found out my friend's sister (the one throwing the shower) is pregnant with her second child...when did everyone grow up on me?? I wonder if I'll ever grow up and have babies of my own... Nah, I gotta teach in China, have a birthday in Spain and visit Australia first...
Oh yeah and there's that pesky thing with finding a man too...not much luck there...oh well I'll settle for super Auntie...this works for me.
Oh yeah and another thing...I finally learned to drive standard..I don't like it so much yet...but I can do it...I didn't stall once on my way home today, which is a feat for me.
If you read this far...you're more bored than I am.