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[joyride75]

Everybody gets those stupid "Enlarge your penis in 10 days" spam emails, right? Right. I got one today, and I was just about to delete it when one phrase jumped off the screen at me. At the bottom of the page, there was a customer testimonial from a mister F.B. of San Francisco, CA. He says:

"Herbal Vivid changed my life. Before I started

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[screamingmute]

[joyride75]

"*His" fat pad covers most of his penis!

*I can only assume that it's a he...unless that's an abnormally large clit, but that still doesn't explain the lack of a vagina.

[screamingmute]

Isn't that terrible?!?! I am so sorry, but I just had to put that up there =)

[joyride75]

Luckily, my work doesn't monitor our internet usage! ;D

[screamingmute]

Good thing. Does that mean you look at naughty pictures to pass the time?

[joyride75]

I could but what good does it do me while I'm sitting at my cube?

[screamingmute]

Build up tension until you get home? That could do somebody some good.

[joyride75]

Yeah, if I had someone at home waiting in my bed, it might. Ha!

[screamingmute]

Maybe your post about the "short" sex god was just pent up hostility...or something.

[tequilajoypants]

BWAHAHAHAHHA, Jen, that's the best picture I have seen all day! OMG!!!!! This is why you are my favorite ex roommate

[screamingmute]

All of your other roommates were crazies, I would hope I was the fav.

I am funny sometimes.

[tequilajoypants]

Not true, Rita Ann and Eric were very awesome. But the rest were all psychos!

Either way, you win by a landslide vote!

[screamingmute]

I forgot about them, I was blinded by the bipolar blur in front of my eyes.

Thanks dude, I like being at the top of your list. Life looks good from way up here!

[tequilajoypants]

I have so many dirty comments to that I am going to save them for a rainy day!

[joyride75]

*has never wished more for it to rain!*

[tequilajoypants]

You know there is a reason that some of the boys I hang out with call me a walking sexual enuendo....because...I AM!