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Sexiness continued:
6)Pelvic soreness: Well, maybe this wouldn't pertain exactly to why women are sexy, but I think it's a sexy thing. Let's say you wake up in the morning after a night of long, drawn-out sex, ok? The best reminder, other than their smell on you, is the sore pubic bone. I know it sounds silly, but it puts smile on my face as it is a dull-pained reminder of all the dirty, dirty things you did the night before. Mrowr.
7)Excited head givers: There's nothing worse than a girl who just goes through the motion, so to speak, while giving head. An enthusiastic head giver gets a gold star in my book. Heavy breathing, little moans, eye contact....mmmm-MMMMM. If you look uninterested in being there, chances are that you won't be in my bed much longer.
8)Snow bunnies: Yes, I know I just turned a complete 180 in my sexiness direction, but hear me out. A girl that can sport a beanie and pull it off is hot. There is no way you can even argue that. Even sexier is if she has two large braids coming out from underneath that hat. If I ever move to a ski town, I'll be sure to pull a Sonny Bono because I'll be staring so much.
9)Athletic women:No, not those Gigantor behomeths that you see on the "fitness" shows on ESPN2. That's gross. I'm talking about women that are active, and don't mind getting a little sweaty now and then. If she can go out with me, bike or run around for an hour or two, I'm up for it. Fresh sweat is super sexy, and I guess that leads me my next number.
10)Showering or bathing together:Man, how I wish I had a super huge tub so that I could take a bath with someone. You know, candles, scented stuffs...did I mention candles?Oh, yes I did. Unfortunately, I don't have a decent tub, so the next best thing is taking a shower together. I mean, who's not up for getting clean while being oh-so dirty? That's what I thought. It turns a normal bathroom into a sexy bathroom. When I finally grow up and get my own house, I'm going to install a shower that has a bazillion shower heads in it, so that I can take a shower with whoever I end up with, and not have to jockey for position every couple minutes. I think it's impossible for me to be in a shower with a girl without something naughty happening. I'm not there because I want to shower, damn it!
Holy shit, I thought I'd exhausted my list, but a couple more just popped into my head.
11)Lip Biting:I don't know, and it's probably because I'm weird, but I'm a sucker for a girl that bites her lower lip. There's something so innoncent about it, but yet so deliciously coy. Enough said.
12)Nibbling kisses:How many people have seen "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"? You know the part where the blonde Nazi lady kisses Indy and grabs ahold of his bottom lip with her teeth in the process? Hot.
13)Voices:I think this should've been way up the list, but I didn't think of it until now. There are girls from my past that I don't miss anything about...except for their voices. The way they talk, the way they inflect, their infectious laugh. Sometimes a voice is soothing and puts me at ease, and there really anything that can replace the smile it puts on my face or the boner it puts in my pants.
14).Dirty Talk:This one is tough, because there's a fine line between sexy, and pornstar cheesy and it's tough to find a woman that can get it just right. Just one mispoken word can ruin the whole affair. The woman that can say "I want need you inside me.", and can pull it off without sounding stupid, will more than likely get me off. Not that it's all that tough of a task, but there's no worse boner killer than bad, bad porno dialogue.
Wow, you'd think that I haven't been laid in years by reading this.
6)Pelvic soreness: Well, maybe this wouldn't pertain exactly to why women are sexy, but I think it's a sexy thing. Let's say you wake up in the morning after a night of long, drawn-out sex, ok? The best reminder, other than their smell on you, is the sore pubic bone. I know it sounds silly, but it puts smile on my face as it is a dull-pained reminder of all the dirty, dirty things you did the night before. Mrowr.
7)Excited head givers: There's nothing worse than a girl who just goes through the motion, so to speak, while giving head. An enthusiastic head giver gets a gold star in my book. Heavy breathing, little moans, eye contact....mmmm-MMMMM. If you look uninterested in being there, chances are that you won't be in my bed much longer.
8)Snow bunnies: Yes, I know I just turned a complete 180 in my sexiness direction, but hear me out. A girl that can sport a beanie and pull it off is hot. There is no way you can even argue that. Even sexier is if she has two large braids coming out from underneath that hat. If I ever move to a ski town, I'll be sure to pull a Sonny Bono because I'll be staring so much.
9)Athletic women:No, not those Gigantor behomeths that you see on the "fitness" shows on ESPN2. That's gross. I'm talking about women that are active, and don't mind getting a little sweaty now and then. If she can go out with me, bike or run around for an hour or two, I'm up for it. Fresh sweat is super sexy, and I guess that leads me my next number.
10)Showering or bathing together:Man, how I wish I had a super huge tub so that I could take a bath with someone. You know, candles, scented stuffs...did I mention candles?Oh, yes I did. Unfortunately, I don't have a decent tub, so the next best thing is taking a shower together. I mean, who's not up for getting clean while being oh-so dirty? That's what I thought. It turns a normal bathroom into a sexy bathroom. When I finally grow up and get my own house, I'm going to install a shower that has a bazillion shower heads in it, so that I can take a shower with whoever I end up with, and not have to jockey for position every couple minutes. I think it's impossible for me to be in a shower with a girl without something naughty happening. I'm not there because I want to shower, damn it!
Holy shit, I thought I'd exhausted my list, but a couple more just popped into my head.
11)Lip Biting:I don't know, and it's probably because I'm weird, but I'm a sucker for a girl that bites her lower lip. There's something so innoncent about it, but yet so deliciously coy. Enough said.
12)Nibbling kisses:How many people have seen "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"? You know the part where the blonde Nazi lady kisses Indy and grabs ahold of his bottom lip with her teeth in the process? Hot.
13)Voices:I think this should've been way up the list, but I didn't think of it until now. There are girls from my past that I don't miss anything about...except for their voices. The way they talk, the way they inflect, their infectious laugh. Sometimes a voice is soothing and puts me at ease, and there really anything that can replace the smile it puts on my face or the boner it puts in my pants.
14).Dirty Talk:This one is tough, because there's a fine line between sexy, and pornstar cheesy and it's tough to find a woman that can get it just right. Just one mispoken word can ruin the whole affair. The woman that can say "I want need you inside me.", and can pull it off without sounding stupid, will more than likely get me off. Not that it's all that tough of a task, but there's no worse boner killer than bad, bad porno dialogue.
Wow, you'd think that I haven't been laid in years by reading this.