Miranda Lambert
Dear Mrs. Lambert,
I really wanted to enjoy your concert tonight. You tell us it's the largest concert of your tour (I bet you tell all the fans that!) and that you are going to do your best to perform our socks off. I'm not sure if it was the sound system or your abnormally high pitched voice but it wasn't what I expected. I thought to myself, 'that's okay i can look over the pitchiness' and then you had to bring out your 'pistol annie' sisters. Really? You think it's legit to bring out two HIGHER pitched bitches to sing twang songs about being rowdy ?? I think you just brought them out to sing so the crowd would think you are a better singer than we thought ...especially when compared with those two horrible singers. Girl, stick with your own music! You will have to let them annie sisters down gentle, and i know they are your best friends, but they are holding you back and dragging your name through the mud. Not to mention, i didn't pay to see 3 pitchy bitches singes...i paid to see ONE! YOU!
Also, I'm unsure how you managed to fuck up Gunpowder & Lead but you did. I know you can't expect a song to sound as good live as it does on the radio...but man! I'm thinking you might need to be pushed down a notch to Brittany Spears level of all auto tune and little vocal talent. Yes, it hurts me to say that as much as it hurts you to hear that. Oh, and i could have lived without your constant hair flipping. Hey- at least you got paid, right?
Once a fan,
EB
I really wanted to enjoy your concert tonight. You tell us it's the largest concert of your tour (I bet you tell all the fans that!) and that you are going to do your best to perform our socks off. I'm not sure if it was the sound system or your abnormally high pitched voice but it wasn't what I expected. I thought to myself, 'that's okay i can look over the pitchiness' and then you had to bring out your 'pistol annie' sisters. Really? You think it's legit to bring out two HIGHER pitched bitches to sing twang songs about being rowdy ?? I think you just brought them out to sing so the crowd would think you are a better singer than we thought ...especially when compared with those two horrible singers. Girl, stick with your own music! You will have to let them annie sisters down gentle, and i know they are your best friends, but they are holding you back and dragging your name through the mud. Not to mention, i didn't pay to see 3 pitchy bitches singes...i paid to see ONE! YOU!
Also, I'm unsure how you managed to fuck up Gunpowder & Lead but you did. I know you can't expect a song to sound as good live as it does on the radio...but man! I'm thinking you might need to be pushed down a notch to Brittany Spears level of all auto tune and little vocal talent. Yes, it hurts me to say that as much as it hurts you to hear that. Oh, and i could have lived without your constant hair flipping. Hey- at least you got paid, right?
Once a fan,
EB