Mr. Postman
One of the bad things about doing 90% of my Christmas shopping online is that I am suddenly OBSESSED with getting the mail everyday. It wouldn't be bad, except that my mail doesn't run til really late...like 4:30. So I wait all day to see what's going to come in, then stress about the stuff that's not here yet.
I realize that I could actually track the packages and know exactly when each of them will arrive, but that would be far too practical. Stalking my mailman is more fun.
I realize that I could actually track the packages and know exactly when each of them will arrive, but that would be far too practical. Stalking my mailman is more fun.