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[joykerry]

I like to get wet.

My mom cups her hands under the shiney faucet and I dance under it.

I like to throw the water at mom but I don't like getting myself wet so much.

I like to do it just before she goes to school, becuase that is how she gets stylish.

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[piperbutt]

I don't like those weird faucet things! Water dishes are so much cooler 'cause you can DIVE IN!! My mom talks about taking me in the shower too but I take baths good enough on my own thankyouverymuch!

[joykerry]

I don't like baths, I like showers. It just seems like stewing in oyur own filth to me :-p

Mommy wont take me in the people shower cus shes afraid the water pressure might hurt me... but i do just fine in her hands in the sink... except for today I fell off and landed on a sponge and I didn't like that.

[piperbutt]

Filth tastes good!! You swish around in it real good then drink up. I make one seriously tastey water cocktail.

[joykerry]

I think pooping in my water gives it flavor, but mom always whisks it away befor ei get much :-/

[piperbutt]

I hate it when they do that. :(

Does your human say any words in budgie yet? Mine can do a really crappy chirpy sound but I can't make out what she's trying to say.

[joykerry]

she speaks a little but she never makes any sense...